Candied Lilacs

I'm not cute I'm just small and cold

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everyone in tumblr rn (especially me)

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WAIT A SECOND

[discoveredreality]

to anyone who is wondering about the boop thing, here is a link to the post explaining it

[gunsandfireandshit]

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

[gunsandfireandshit]

[killwizard]

Jimmy Budgett

[thehotgirlproject]

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

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[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

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[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[mapsontheweb]

Map depicting which US States legally consider Pluto a planet.

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[luckyladylily]

You know what that is a good law

[scribefindegil]

Tips for baking with brain fog

Brain fog in the kitchen can mean anything from forgetting an ingredient to accidentally skipping a recipe step, plus much more. Here's how to bake successfully, even when you're feeling foggy.

A useful article from King Arthur Flour (my beloved) on baking while disabled.

[capt-coffeebitch]

This genuinely might make me cry. I already deeply appreciate King Arthur for making the best GF 1 for 1 flour. And having good recipes. But an article posted by them from someone with disabilities about how to do the thing even with disabilities? That’s just genuinely lovely. I know that my bad there is low, but it’s low for a reason and hopefully stuff like this can continue to raise that bar for disabled people like me.

[ilsa-fireswan]

I love to see this! Another of my favorites is the baking with arthritis post.

Tips for baking with arthritis and other hand-related chronic pain

With some changes to techniques, a careful selection of kitchen tools, and tips from fellow bakers, the joy of baking can live on.

[claudiagray]

King Arthur Flour is great flour with an even greater website. (I say this as someone who is expected to make their pumpkin bread for the family every Thanksgiving.) 

[yayxstitch]

Not needlework related, but this is a very good resource for people who need it.

[tj-crochets]

Links to my free sewing patterns! - big manta ray - smaller manta ray - monster friend (those monsters with horns I’ve been making lately, but without horns) - pie slice - Fred, the Fish of Minimal Effort - tiny cat (aka Jiji) - mini mothman - whale shark/donut whale shark - juggling frog/toad (aka my smallest, simplest frog pattern of the three I’ve made) - large frog - tiny hedgehog - minecraft bee - minecraft zombie 

[odessa-edmundson]

The Updated Winterberry Cape - Free Sewing Pattern - Mood Sewciety

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Mood Fabrics has free pdf patterns

Mood offers

All-Gender Patterns

Activewear & Athleisure Patterns

Adaptive Patterns

Basic Sewing Patterns

Cosplay Patterns

Dress Patterns

Lingerie Patterns

Menswear & Unisex Patterns

Outerwear Patterns

Outfit & Ensemble Patterns

Pants & Shorts Patterns

Shawl & Cardigan Patterns

Shirt Patterns

Skirt Patterns

Suiting Patterns

Swimwear Patterns

Mood’s Adaptive or Accessible sewing patterns are patterns that can easily slip on and off the body, ideal for sewists with disabilities or limited mobility.

This is the Oliver Jumpsuit (sizes 2-30) Adaptive Tips

They use Velcro but you could also use magnetic clasps, snaps, buckles, anything that works for you.

Here is the sizing chart:

[lyoth737]

As per folks asking, have the Joltik plush pattern on a DIN A 4 sheet!

First I sewed everything together from 1. - 3. and stuffed it. Next up come the 4 legs (I like to sew paw and leg parts together (4. + 5.) first before sewing both mirrored parts). 

Joltik love to crawl all around your room, preferably in high places , so adding small magnets inside the paws gives the Joltik a lot of potential hiding places! A round magnet with 10 mm x 1 - 2 mm might work best. A short furred Joltik might also need fringes like in 11. to stay warm… (The longer furred Joltik is able to hide any edges and weird proportions more efficiently as I noticed! Though both are nice to touch, so go with whatever you prefer or have on hand.)

They love th play with you, so help them out by only sewing the tips of the legs to the lowest part of the body. That way the Joltik has as much mobility as possible! More spidery that way, too!

Sewing the face is the most fickle part. I sewed extra backsides for the larger spikes and plan to add small ones on the short furred Joltik. (Small spikes didn’t really work with the long fur unfortunately…) Add a bit of wadding and a few stitches to get them into shape as well!

The eyes are done with cutting out felt! Cut a hole for the pupil and press the smaller felt inside. (I love to add a small gradient with a copic marker). The white hightlights can be glued on top and the whole eye can be glued and sewed on the face. 

For the finishing touches I trimmed some of the long hair on the long furred Joltik and glued the fur on the teeth together since that’s no place for long fur and pulled out any fur caught in between the seams.

For the short furred Joltik I plan to add more custom small spikes to the face and back (a feature the long haired Joltik doesn’t need). 

That’s all! And without further ado:

Feeding time~!

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moms are like Btw want to hear about this local news story that will make you fear for your life before you go out

[moss-cola]

El muchacho de los ojos tristes

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in case anyone was wondering, you can summon a couple thousand crabs before losing the ability to press the crab button (because it is covered by crabs)

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oh god… the crabs, they… they’re ESCAPING! SOMEBODY HE-