Candlblossom

A personal/multifandom blog with things I find noteworthy or funny. I love video games as well, especially Ace Attorney, Tales of, and Fire Emblem. If you want to know more, click the status link under Navigation.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

genuinely what im up to on tumblr these days

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[angelic-odette]

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

[somethingfangirly]

Seriously. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

[bigmickswingin]

protip for everyone, but mostly boys in this case:

when you are on a date, and someone has an interest you don't quite get, instead of saying lol lame, try saying hmm i don't quite get that, please explain that to me, and then listen as the other person talks about why that thing is something they are in to.

you might learn something which recontextualizes the matter, and you will definitely learn something more about your date, which is the entire point of dating.

you don't have to be a superfan by the end, but you will have shown you can be chill and take an interest in stuff, which is much more likely to result in a second date instead of being ditched in a coffee line.

this also works outside of dating, btw.

[hollowboobtheory]

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

[maraudingcaptain]

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

[heckyeahponyscans]

The fact that “dolls having a tea party” has stuck around in the public consciousness is fascinating to me.

Like, back in the Old Days that would be a way that women would actually socialize.  So if a girl had a doll tea party, she was imitating her mom / other contemporary women.

But these days contemporary women don’t have tea parties. So now, the idea of “dolls having a tea party” is an echo of an extinct behavior, only repeated and referenced because it used to be so prevalent.

So a Barbie in a big hat themed for a tea party is a bit like if they made Transformers that turned into stagecoaches and horse-drawn buggies.

[mysticsybil]

Like I wouldn’t buy the fuck out of stagecoach transformers

[kradeiz]

Prime and Prejudice

[candlblossom]

Doomed lovers this, doomed lovers that. What about doomed siblings?

At least some of these get better... but not without going through all that pain.

[sugarmage]

[bellringermal]

[thyrell]

[fendalan]

Way too funny not to share

[ms-demeanor]

[optimisticrunawaygalaxy]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[kosmogrl]

[candlblossom]

The LADS MC gets a free house with a garden that her boyfriends can visit anytime.

Meanwhile, the Mystic Messenger MC gets a free apartment with a bomb that no one (except a dangerous hacker) can visit at any time. Guess our girl's built different.

[candlblossom]

Replaying the game and, oops, I forgot MC is threatened to stay in the apartment/RFA by Seven, Jaehee, and Jumin. Again, our girl's built different.

[ravioliet]

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

[an-drom-eda]

environmental storytelling

[qqchurch]

[datcravat]

[candlblossom]

The LADS MC gets a free house with a garden that her boyfriends can visit anytime.

Meanwhile, the Mystic Messenger MC gets a free apartment with a bomb that no one (except a dangerous hacker) can visit at any time. Guess our girl's built different.

[saul-tortellini]

This is perhaps my new favorite video

[transmechanicus]

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

[mukubirdy]

he'll be fine.

[candlblossom]

If this post gets 707 likes, I'll email this to Cheritz.