Delicious Daydreams

I don't know yet, but call me Scarlet~

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[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[xx-fadingaway-xx]

this is so wholesome i wanna cry 

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[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

look at this fucking box full of pit bull puppies

[dreamjerky]

[maliciaous]

*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. With everything and everyone. We will see.

[candycornhandles]

(Remember that Tango Maureen picture with Tavros and Vriska in it? Well, I was thinking about it and you know what, I think it should have been Tavros and Kanaya dancing to the song.)

[purex-deactivated20241110]

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

[gomiphoria]

wday present

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

[splendude]

thank you osmosis jones

[fujandrist]

*jolts upright at 4:00am*

what if there was a Sesame Street fandom like how fucked up would that be

[fujandrist]

like.. really think about it. Sesame Street Discourse. In this wild modern world, is it really that implausible??

[fujandrist]

“friendly reminder that Bert and Ernie are constantly arguing and BertErnie is toxic and abusive!!!”

[fujandrist]

tumblr user “relatablepicturesofrubberducky” proceeds to respond with an 8 paragraph essay on Bert and Ernie’s canon dynamics

[fujandrist]

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 COOKIE 👏 AND 👏 TRASH 👏 JOKES 👏 COOKIE 👏 MONSTER 👏 HAS 👏 AN 👏 ED 👏 AND 👏 OSCAR 👏 IS 👏CODED 👏 WITH 👏 DEPRESSION 👏

[fujandrist]

The Count would be the next Onceler I guarantee it he appeals to heathens with both vampire and math kinks

[fujandrist]

“guys wait is Snuffleupagus x Big Bird technically selfcest since Snuffy is Big Bird’s imaginary friend???”

“um snuffy being imaginary was retconned in the late 70’s have u even watched the show?? learn your sesame street lore”

[fujandrist]

14 YEAR OLDS WOULD START CALLING THE LATE JIM HENSON DADDY OH NO

[fujandrist]

wait oh my god what if there’s already a sesame street fandom oh my god

[fujandrist]

[bitchycode]

[898-deactivated20210515]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[onlytwitterpics]

[candycornhandles]

and today 1 saw three sp1ders...

[atalienart]