the people's jester

a whore in theory🐛‼️all/any

[omega3]

[desert-palm]

[rollerska8er]

[fishonthetree]

I know this happens and it looks suspicious but

this image? we have every reason to think it is a cucumber, like it was made in clay models in burials period, it's painted green, it's on the small side of things (9.6 cm or 3 3/4 inch)

oh right and it was placed on a model offering table with small model bread and drinking cup

sometimes a cucumber really is a cucumber.

[azzandra]

Some poor sculptor went through the effort to make this shape look as much as possible like a cucumber and avoid the incredibly slippery slope to dick, and this is how people treat their efforts.

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

do think this sculptor made this and everyone at the time was like "why is it a dildo?" i hope so

[nerdwithapoll]

What kind of rescue/adopted cat would you be?

The biter/scratcher/hisser

The hider/terrified

Timid but curious

The the grand ruler of the house in less than 45 minutes

The head booper

The undignified licker/drooler

The escape artist

The lap or chest sitter/biscuit maker

Miette (Fake Mother’s kicking abuse and send her to jail for 1000 years)

The leaner/rubber

Something else

See results

Voting ended onDec 21, 2024

Let’s say after one hour of arriving to your new home…assume whatever baggage and trauma you have as a human is with you as a rescue animal.

[yennefer]

"i don't like this thing and i wish i didn't have to see people talking about it all the time"

girl (gender neutral), you are on tungle dot com:

choose your fighter.

[noblesquid]

[sinsydia]

Sebastian being a menace Pt. 2

[void-flesh]

Matched set

[verysomia]

Poor poor Dee 😅😭

[teathattast]

[cungadero]

tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn

[squngious]

he forces you into debt

[cungadero]

that you literally never ever have to pay off unless you want him to build you a bigger house you floppy shoes rainbow wig ringling brothers ass bitch

[schmuddel]

Defending Tom Nook’s debt-based economy is going too far

[cungadero]

you pay it off by selling him fucking bugs and rocks go make me a balloon animal bozo

[guru--guru]

#debt-based economy #bro have u like noticed thats literally the world we live in??#honestly i WISH i had a tom nook in my life are you kidding me????#no rush to make payments just pay when you can if you intend on getting an upgrade#no INTEREST i CANNOT emphasize that enough #great reliable quality of work#always polite when speaking to me???#probably genuinely concerned with my well being????#and yall are disrespecting him like this!? #i think the fuck NOT

[duwang-but-in-new-england]

The best possible landlord is still a landlord, and stands at the top of a steep incline

[witch-apologist]

He gives you a house for free that you never have to pay back for. He’s not a fucking landlord he’s a real estate agent you dimwitted radioactive mushroom. You’re never gonna get “evicted” you have complete sovereignty over your land, can place anything and everything you can fit in the space, put up whatever decorations paint jobs and wallpapers you want. The only downside is if you want to make a large purchase from HIS STORE you gotta pay off the last large purchase (you can still buy mailboxes and fences and nice cobblestone paths)His entire backstory is that he got his heart broken by capitalism and decided to move to a small town and give people affordable housing and affordable upgrades to said housing.

And the house? The money you don’t even have to pay unless you want HIM to expand your house for you?

18,400 bells

For reference a single apple sells for 100 bells

Which means you pay for a house (really you are paying for the upgrade) for the same price as 15 dozen apples.

You are literally buying a house for the same price as 15. Dozen. Apples

Let’s put that in perspective to say. America. A honeycrisp apple at Kroger costs 1.70 each on average meaning a dozen costs around 20 dollars. Meaning the price of a house in Tom Nooks store (that once again you never even have to pay back) is equivalent to a whopping 306 dollars.

That’s it. To pay off a house and let you get renovations you have to pay less than a single months rent at any apartment.

Go throw a pie in someone’s face since you want to be a clown.

[retrogradesleepdrift]

Graffiti in the women's bathroom at The Velvet Underground in Toronto, ON.

[viralfrog]

[catchymemes]

[cannibalchicken]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

apparently “”limiting my emotional range” and “crushing my libido” are symptoms of the wrong medication, and not, in fact, the sorcerers curse

[fundamentalpowers]

[scientologyposts]

Honorary Scientology post

[wizardpostsdotorg]

[pitbolshevik]

look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that's great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost

[pitbolshevik]

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