Apple juice.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and fisting in the back seat of your grandfather's station wagon while he drives us to McDonald's.

[goth-queen]

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

[english-history-trip]

[assgod]

pregnant

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[iranipapi]

[coughloop]

[linguspingus-deactivated2024111]

[trading-up-tradie]

All I want for Christmas is his

[lust-ification]

[stubbleandspunk]

[daddy-dave-smith]

fuckin use that cunt, stretch it out, cunt him some lips & deposit your load in his guts… GRRRR

[cyberxbattalion]

[stephencolbertstuff]

Icon behavior

[thememedaddy]

[captain-price-returns]

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

[musclecorps]

[myselfixion]

[thiccable]