CanineCabaret

Paralegal the devil <3 <3 <3

[caffeineinducedmigraine]

Your English teacher knowing you write fanfic because of your assignment? Ha WEAK!

I once turned in an assignment titled ‘Fanfic for V for Vendetta’ because the assignment was to write a missing scene in the book.

Tell them before they find out. Control your own narrative.

[bluemoon1331]

Sometimes I think everyone in the world should see V for Vendetta, or 1984. "Oh, the verification shit isn't a big deal, it'll keep minors safe!"

Gripping you by the head. Looking you in the eyes. Do you lack a functioning frontal lobe? Do you understand what a surveillance state is? At any point you could be black-bagged and/or sent to jail for being who you are or saying something against those in power. Did we not all collectively agree in the 40s that concentration camps were bad? Shaking you. Wake the fuck up. Stripping away your right to privacy is how it starts. That shit not a privilege that our governments should have the ability to take away. This is not just about goddamn porn or pedophiles. The people in power are the pedophiles, and they want to silence anyone who speaks up about it.

[apainintheasgardiansoul]

Nothing like a grown-ass man fangirling behind a mask.

[violets-and-such]

While I try to finish my V for Vendetta fanart before the fifth, I’ll dump more head cannons 🧚‍♂️.

V for Vendetta HC

~ V was astonished like, FLABBERGASTED the first time Evey touched him. Not even in a romantic way or anything. The only human touch he felt for 20 years was intended to hurt him, and then out of nowhere Evey just pats his shoulder in a friendly way or in concern and he just short circuits for a moment lol.

And they never actually got to hug each other :(

~ Something that hurts to think is that V didn’t seem to have any personal belongings at all, so I can image Evey going around the gallery looking for something that was actually HIS, the man not the idea. Something she could keep, and pretty much the only thing that showed a glimpse of him was the apron and jukebox.

I want to think that Evey did keep something of his, If you pay attention to the scene in which Evey is staring at V lying down inside the train his hat is nowhere to be found.

~ I refuse to believe that Evey came to terms with what V did to her that quickly, he had 20 years to process what happened to him she had at most a few months. Sooo keeping that in mind I think she was rightfully mad for some weeks after her imprisonment and DID NOT intend to go back to him, only after some deep ponderation she finally decided to go back.

To be continued cause I love yapping

Feel free to add more! 🫶🤓

[moonsnightowl]

Need more please!

[violets-and-such]

I sometimes wonder how was the process of V getting used to living with Evey.

Talking specifically about the movie.

Did V give Evey a tour around the gallery? I picture it like the beauty and the beast when he tells her where she can go and where will she find locked doors.

Did he prepare her room (previously his) in anyway? Maybe as soon as he laid her on the bed he removed all his stuff to another room, but where did he sleep?

Did he wear more “casual” clothes before she arrived? As casual as V can get lol, maybe he wore more loose clothes.

And I could think of a lot more stuff, I haven’t even talked about getting used to interacting with another human being in a non threatening way.

[littlespacereader]

It’s wayyyyy to early in the morning to be writing this but I must!! I just had a dream about V from V for Vendetta and I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

If you haven’t seen the movie I highly recommend it! As a marvel and dc comics fan, this movie blew my expectations when it comes to a comic book adaptation.

I remember watching the film years ago and being like “Wow, V gives me Caregiver vibes” despite being new to regression at the time. Now for those of you who’ve seen the film I’m sure you’re like “Clara you can’t be serious” but hear me out!

In the film he has this gentle way about him when he first meets Evey. Like he cooks for her and he wears a cute little apron! Plus on top of this he dances with her and save her when she’s in trouble. I really feel like he would just be so gentle and kind to a Little! Plus I feel like a Little would be just what he needs to heal himself.

I know the whole prison scene isn’t a good look for him but for the sake of this Headcannon we’re gonna choose to ignore it and pretend it didn’t happen.

With that rant session out of the way I present to you:

V Caregiver Headcannons🌹

Tw- past trauma (all from V’s past)

This version of London is aware of regression and regressors but it is strictly not allowed. Anyone buying supplies, toys for themselves or anything that could even remotely hint to them being a Regressor are arrested right away.

V saved you from being arrest while you were out trying to buy supplies for yourself. (maybe a sippy up, or a pacifier, or maybe diapers or pull-ups)

He immediately knows you’re a Regressor and offers to protect and take care of you at his home. This world wasn’t accepting of regression and Regressor as a whole and this man saved your life and wanted to be your caregiver so you said yes and accepted his invitation.

Once you get to start to know V you realize he’s been alone for a long time. He’s never trusted anyone enough to bring them back to his safe house. So you feel honored to be the first. He happily shows you around, pointing out all the stolen artifacts he’s collected over the years.

When it comes to your regression, he is all for whatever your needs are. Doesn’t matter to him if you like/need diapers or pull-ups, or sippy cups or bottles. Whatever is a part of your regression is a part of your regression and he is more than happy to accommodate.

He loves to dance. Whether it’s slow dancing or fast. His particular favorite is slow dancing because he loves to hold his little one close and sway with them in his arms. It’s his fool proof way of getting them sleepy for bedtime or nap time.

If he want to get them sleepy, he’ll put on some slow music and pick them up, swaying back and forth while humming the song. Works every time!

Sometimes he just wants to dance with them. He’s been teaching them different styles of dance moves he’s learned over the years, though his little ones favorite is to just stand on his feet as he holds their hands and sways back and forth.

The two of you have movie marathons together. You alternate every other night watching one of his favs then your favs. He’s a big movie person so he’s always interesting in watching anything. But usually his little one doesn’t make it through the whole film without falling asleep. But he doesn’t mind at all, and honestly he finds it adorable watching them nod off and eventually fall asleep watching the movie.

He’s a big cuddle bug but you would have never known if you didn’t cuddle with him first. The thing about V is he’s very insecure about himself. He’s afraid you’ll be disgusted by him because of his injuries and burns. But it couldn’t be farther from the truth. While watching a movie together, you cuddle up to him, stretching your legs across his lap and resting your head on his shoulder. He freezes at first but then cautiously wraps his arms around you only for you to cuddle closer. The whole thing makes him feel so loved and accepted, something he’s never felt before Y/N.

One thing V is very solid about is his mask. He wears it at all times. While you asked him to see him without the mask he has always refuses. It’s a hard boundary for him, one you respect when you learn about his past.

Because of this he greatly respects your boundaries when it comes to anything and everything. He never wants to make you feel uncomfortable.

V loves to cook! He may not be a Gordon Ramsey type cook, he is very good at cooking. He loves when his little one helps him prepare meals and always prefers the two of them to sit at the table every night and enjoy their dinner together.

The only time you’ve ever seen his burns is when you’re cooking together. He takes his gloves off and begins to cook. But he eventually notices you staring at his hands. He goes to cover them once more but you stop him and instead hold his hand in yours to show it doesn’t bother you. This small gesture means everything to him. There may have been a tear or two under that mask.

He always wears this pink ruffled dress apron which looks so funny on someone as sharply dressed as him. It always make you giggle and he always jokes about it. “You don’t like Papa’s apron? I thought I looked lovely in it?” *poses* This is followed by Y/N almost falling out of their chair with laughter.

He loves to play pretend. Doesn’t matter what it is, he just loves to chase or get chased around the house with his little one running away or after him. They usually play knights in shinning armor together after V teaches them how to fence.

He’s definitely a Caregiver that would talk to your stuffies. “Does Fluffy want anything to eat? No? Alright then. I don’t want Fluffy to feel left out of breakfast. We mustn’t forget Fluffy after all.”

[thatqueervampire]

V from 'V for Vendetta' being trans wasn't something I even considered but HOLY FUCK it's my headcannon now

[joansdidion]

holmes smoking in the no smoking compartment of the train while ignoring his brother and boyfriend achieved a level of cuntiness that has never been seen before or since

[caninecabaret]

I saw a Pro Life comment defending Charlie Kirk comparing abortion to the holocaust, so here was my take on that as someone who is Pro Choice because Pinterest wouldn't let me comment it all. Also I've heard this argument from my own family before, so I wanted to lay my thoughts out.

Im not the best with words and this is a sensitive topic, so if I've said anything hurtful or wrong I am open to criticism.

It doesn't matter if there are more abortions than deaths in the Holocaust, they are not at all comparable.

A fetus is not a person, it could be, but it does not have the same rights as a person until it becomes one.

Someone is allowed, and should continue to be allowed, to exercise their right to get an abortion for a valid reason that is approved by a doctor, and is done at a certain point where the fetus is not yet a actual baby.

Meanwhile people in the Holocaust were living, functioning, adults and children with lives they were actively living. They had families, jobs, lovers, friends, hobbies. All that was stripped away from them, they were tortured and then brutally murdered just for living.

Most were Jewish, but were also killed because they were gay, socialists, POC, etc. All of them had the right to live as they were because they were real people. And yet it was stolen from them.

A fetus does not have those same rights because it isn't alive. Even if it has the potential to be. Even then, it is removed before it becomes something that can feel pain or emotion, so there is no cruelty, it hasn't lost anything but what you project onto it.

Like when a child's toy is broken, the kid may feel something for it and feel sad for it, but the toy isn't in any actual pain. It's not alive, even if the kid wanted it to be, or thought it was.

Someone can get an abortion for many reasons, rape, medical reasons/complications, not being able to care for a kid, to avoid the trauma of child birth, or maybe they just change their mind. And it is never an easy choice. It's Healthcare, not murder. In fact, it's kinder than bringing a child into the world when their parent won't be able to properly care for them.

Pro Life people claim to care about children, but i never hear them say anything about children in poverty, kids with abusive parents/how the justice system often fails to help or save kids or uphold their rights, how flawed the education system is. Etc.

You care about children until they're actual people that disagree with you or aren't like you, you defend them until they stop being a toy you can project your feelings and beliefs on to.

So no, abortion is not comparable to the horror and suffering of the Holocaust, and don't you dare say "im just talking about the numbers", because even if you are, that's taking away from the severity of what happened in the Holocaust to create an argument that fits your narrative.

[hellsitevistor]

[captaingr397]

[scottyfitzceo]

The Discussion by Henry Watrouse is lesbian Watson and Sherlock no I won’t be elaborating

[k-wame]

[vargdottern]

"i'd marry you, you know. if it were permitted for men like us."

[scottyfitzceo]

If I was John Watson and this was my roommate and our first interaction was him grabbing my cufflinks and pulling me to his desk to show me his experiment, and he’s giggling and jumping around as he does so.

I’d kill myself…like I can’t handle all that I just got out of Afghanistan

[frooogscream]

Ok, in the last episode of granada Holmes, so I think I can now judge a suspicion I had:

I swear, every time someone says about Jeremy Brett during the last season/s of Sherlock Holmes how far declined his health (fair) & appearance (I will fucking eat you!) were, I turn into a vengeful demon.

1. he is LITERALLY HOT, shut up! 2. am I blind or is the only major visual difference that his health condition/medication caused a little weight gain & water retention… its just fat shaming again isn't it? This man is literally still acting his heart out while needing an oxygen mask between takes & suffering from cardiological problems that are about to kill him! And all you can think of is add to the very valid & sad concern about his health, the rude & highly biased complaint about how that caused him to put on a tiny amount of weight?!!🤯

[raingoddess214]

Watson is a BAMF and I will die on that hill.

[nostalgicemetery]

the FINGERS? Oh he was in control 🥴