Jake

Phoenix living 23 yo. trying to survive in this world through humor and kindness 😬😁

[schakira]

[edsrosetattoo]

This is the best idea in the history of film.

[kyrianne]

[aquar-io]

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

[acekoral]

I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone, doesn't really want the position

[monkeychewtoy]

i think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest

[aquar-io]

[firefox-official]

ok! *thinks about men*

[hagrene-deactivated20211030]

ew.

[firefox-official]

youre 24 years old get over yourself

[anexistperson-deactivated202110]

me but women

[firefox-official]

ok. this post is about men though

[it-s-sophia-uwu]

but i don't like men

[firefox-official]

and. who asked

[briarmoss]

[gaiienpokedex]

[c-bassmeow]

LMAOO

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It’s literally impossible for you to make yourself known to everyone you meet. Some people will just get the wrong impression about you and you have to let it go.

I was walking down the street with my brother on a hot day on our way into a bookstore and I said “I hate the sun. It’s too hot. Name ONE reason we need the sun. Literally I can’t think of a single reason why we can’t just figure out a way to block it”

And a guy turned and looked at me with the most dumbfounded and horrified expression Id seen since the last time someone looked at me like that (about a week before) and then turned to the girl with him and they both looked mistified in the worst way.

They really thought I don’t know what the sun’s for.

I could’ve told them I work in environmental science but I was having a conversation with my brother.

Those two people think that’s the day they overheard probably the stupidest thing any human being has ever loudly said in a bookstore.

That’s fine.

I know I know what the sun’s for.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[junglejim4322]

I think about this tweet all the time this is what gave bisexuals rights

[fore-seer]

[beardedmrbean]

[animentality]

[friendlyrobot]

Visit Original Link

team rocket theme & nicki’s verse in monster

[drakeisbad]

BYE

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

i hate everything lmao

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

i wasn’t ready

[howtobeafuckinglady]

you people need to be stopped 

[katblaque]

yes

[wereralph]

[wizardarchetypes]

HELP

[inthesensethat]

[ampervadasz]

[wauzmons]

I ♥️ my SPORE™

[qsycomplainsalot]

AI people: we're just as much artists as you are, you gotta be so observant and go through so many correcting phases for the picture to look good uwu also AI people: