I Am The Bartman Now

I'm 27. I'm married. I like things.

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[hollowboobtheory]

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

[hollowboobtheory]

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

[muffinrag]

So, VivinkArt on Twitter designed an Australian based Pokemon game, complete with starters, a map, and a regional champion - Steve Irwin

Gallopoli is the Pokemon Nurse companion

This little chicken turns into a goddamn 2 meter tall spider THAT IS BASED OFF A REAL SPIDER

[muffinrag]

BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE.

All of these are ORIGINAL DESIGNS, and that last one is a regional form of Krookodile.

Game Freak hire this bitch challenge

[nos4ay2]

Most of these have names that in this context are punny. I love it.

[genericttrpglover]

Wow these are amazing half these designs are better than current new Pokémon. Starters esp

[thenatsdorf]

“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

[emchromatic]

I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

if jolene were taking my man i would simply kiss her

[dingdongyouarewrong]

rip to dolly parton but i’m different

[ink-the-artist]

Me and the Girls Going Out for a Swim

[starwarsgraphictee]

Girls night! Girls night! Girls night! Girls night! Girls night! Girls night!

[chromolume]

the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

[pinchepocho-deactivated20171008]

Do some of you not form your own opinions? Yikes

[chromolume]

oh shit i guess this is a bad post

[itsaubreylmfao]

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

[saintbaselshouse]

I guarantee you the other kids are not cool

[melonmemes]

[prof-peach]

Join us in our talk on Torterra tree care, much needed after our PoGo community day recently.

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[wakraya]

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Gemma Correll

[shoolis]

[hozierslikes]

Today on “Hozier’s Likes”: I guess Hozier prefers Starbucks over church.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[synapple]

Some of my Pokémon hot takes

[todaysbird]

remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!

[sovereignslash]

Doves are just pigeons with white privilege