CANNED HEET

what? huh?? bwuh??? i actually didn't hear can you say that again

[cannedheet]

Introduction Post!!!

hello genius. i'm giulie/giuli depending on how you wanna spell it. (does not matter, i think silent Es' are kinda fucking stupid)

i use she/her pronouns, and maybeee she/they depending on my silly meter

i'm interested in Tales from the Gas Station, Resident Evil, Dead Space and i'm also writing a little thing called The Underfall with a close non-tumblr using friend. it's very Fallout-esqe. there are also homosexuals Dave and Emerson in there (send a little ask for details if you even care btw. i'm not asking i'm begging)

i post about birds sometimes becauseee flying purty things that caught my attention a year to two ago

my username comes from the Jamiroquai song Canned Heat which i LOVE absolutely WHOLE HEARTEDLY.

anddd that's kind of it??! Second account is @amplebosom, i put art on there sometimes and also thoughts that did not pass the Verification System of my Mind Thing

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[dear-ao3]

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

[iphysalian]

Small fantasy worldbuilding elements you might want to think about:

A currency that isn’t gold-standard/having gold be as valuable as tin

A currency that runs entirely on a perishable resource, like cocoa beans

A clock that isn’t 24-hours

More or less than four seasons/seasons other than the ones we know

Fantastical weather patterns like irregular cloud formations, iridescent rain

Multiple moons/no moon

Planetary rings

A northern lights effect, but near the equator

Roads that aren’t brown or grey/black, like San Juan’s blue bricks

Jewelry beyond precious gems and metals

Marriage signifiers other than wedding bands

The husband taking the wife's name / newlyweds inventing a new surname upon marriage

No concept of virginity or bastardry

More than 2 genders/no concept of gender

Monotheism, but not creationism

Gods that don’t look like people

Domesticated pets that aren’t re-skinned dogs and cats

Some normalized supernatural element that has nothing to do with the plot

Magical communication that isn’t Fantasy Zoom

“Books” that aren’t bound or scrolls

A nonverbal means of communicating, like sign language

A race of people who are obligate carnivores/ vegetarians/ vegans/ pescatarians (not religious, biological imperative)

I’ve done about half of these myself in one WIP or another and a little detail here or there goes a long way in reminding the audience that this isn’t Kansas anymore.

[lixel-5]

jack the moment he’s handed a gun

[thedisasterbi]

happy valentines day

[andyztoyz]

tallstar’s revenge

[andyztoyz]

Hello, says the world, you are so little. Hello, says the world, you are so big.

[burgerbleh]

TW:BLOOD & A BIT Of GORE‼️

this scene in vol 2 had got to be one of my absolute favourite in the whole series.. for reasons…..

Un-blurred version

[lioram]

um................... can i help you

[landsccape]

[loxenask]

And if everybody make tftgs oc/self insert? I BEG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST HEARD ME OUT PLEASE 😭😭😭

[witchstone]

when the light does the thing that makes you feel like you were in here 20 000 years ago

[prosthetic-placebo]

[givemeinternet]

[procedurally-proofed]

[shnuuy]

Out in the gas station....... straight up JACKING it....... and by it...... lets just say........ my townsend........

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[cannedheet]

once in a blue moon i'll see my dad opening tumblr. and i know it isn't any of my business but what the fuck is he doing on here???? i hope to holy hell he never finds either of my accounts