what the hap is fuckening my dudes

I've been here so long i dont understand twitter

[turtleytoonz]

Was thinking about her again

(comic below with kinda suggestive humor but nothing too crazy)

(Pt.1 because tumblr’s image limit TwT)

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[mooj17]

I saw a comment on YouTube saying that they need to get Jax the buttons from the talking dog videos..

abstracted Jax ragebaiting Pomni with said buttons.

that’s it, this is the post i don’t know what you want from me

[picturejasper20]

Time is a flat circle

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unrestrained summer fun

[savrenim]

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

[savrenim]

YOU. YOU SEE MY VISION.

[ospreyonthemoon]

People: exposure to the fae realms makes you weak and sickly. Because of the fae

The fae: wow wow wow i LOVE uranium!!!! We should put it ALLLL over our land!!! This won't cause problems!

[rabbitindisguise]

You can never leave after eating fae food because you get radiation poisoning and also you're now a walking biohazard

[orangejuice707]

The tinkerbell chernobyl post strikes

[albertserra]

[hungwy]

this frame left a profound impression on me

[captain-price-returns]

This appears to be the president’s "proof" that vandals are sabotaging the Reflecting Pool.

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[bedupolker]

Yep, Utah Senate, the drought is definitely being caused by someone with a leaky faucet and nothing that starts with a "D" and rhymes with "betacenter"

[bedupolker]

I went on their website and. incheresting. okay.

[oifaaa]

Never getting over how differently howl's moving castle book and movie treat the scarecrow

[captain-price-returns]

unmute

[sunshinespeaks27]

of course i have a praise kink i was ignored as a child.

[whimsyandwrath]

Of course I have a worship kink. I was made to feel every drop of love or affection was conditional.

[t00thpasteface]

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[dralphabet]

[dehydratedbunny]

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[mankillercalledbunny]

Not to bring the serious to a very fun post, but this reaction is exactly what Mamdani is working for with his image, because in a very real way the most effective way for him to be The Mayor is if he looks like The Mayor.

This is a man who is VIOLENTLY aware that when it comes to conservatives, he is a Muslim first, a Brown Man second, an Immigrant third, a Socialist fourth, and a human a very distant fifth, if considered at all. He was also a young adult during the Obama Years and will have seen Republicans rip Obama to shreds for wearing a tan suit instead of a dark one and use literally ANY excuse they could to try and degrade his image.

Despite the fact that a mayor who wears a T-shirt and jeans might "seem more approachable" in the eyes of the average American, Zohran Mamdani knows that someone with his profile fundamentally cannot get away with that the way his White colleagues can. He has instead put in the effort to look professional and BE approachable, because not only does it make it easier for him to reach and represent his constituents, it forces everyone, including both his opponents and establishment Democrats, to engage with the work he is doing instead of judging his image. The fact that he is always seen in a suit and is recognisably The Mayor is, while also something he has fun with, a deliberate choice to ensure he is as inarguably A Professional Politician To Be Taken Seriously. The added humour of e.g. the hi-vis is a bonus, only achievable because he works so hard to Look Like The Mayor.

[mankillercalledbunny]

Adding these tags from @haunted-stranger-garden bc they illustrate this brilliantly

[top-hats-are-fabulous]

I saw this post a few days ago and didn't think much of it, then the next day i saw a video of him jumping in a swimming pool wearing a suit

[mff-doom]

[jenlog]

this is from the 2000’s btw

[anarchopuppy]

Looks like @staff mistakenly censored this comic, which is an ironic and very funny thing to happen

Here it is again. You might want to save it just in case an accident like that happens again

EDIT: HMM. LOOKS LIKE OP WAS BANNED TOO. WHAT A FUNNY. IRONIC. ACCIDENT

[spicymancer]

Dungeon Mastery