HALLE BAILEY IS MY LITTLE MERMAID

24, Black, sapphic, I just think Undertale is neat

[taylrartz]

Just some terraqua sketchessss

If Nomura won't make them smooch I will😤

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[bitcrunched]

a common occurrence in their dreams

[butt-rice]

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

[fizpup]

Get real.

[pastelpolitoed]

tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.

[fizpup]

This is killing me

[redstonedust]

it's a shame that the trope of a character who looks 12 but is actually 300 years old is usually just used for ick fanservice because on a paper i think the psychology of a person stuck in permanent childhood has a lot of interesting story potential. unfortunately i would not trust a fandom with that character with a 100ft pole.

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[tropics777]

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

[stupiderat]

Baby ducklings!

[hamrikaa]

[cooltrainersunny]

This is basically what happened right

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[san-merlinart-63]

Yesterday afternoon I had a dream (I sometimes take a nap after lunch). In the dream, I was on a Disney website with games, stories, and other interactive content. Suddenly, some graphic novels featuring various characters popped up, and one in particular caught my eye: it starred YenSid and Mickey (Snow White shows up later). In the dream, I started looking at the images in the graphic novel and... Oh my gosh!! I wish something like that existed

-It was an adventure in a snowy place

- In one of them, YenSid is carrying Snow White in his arms, but when I flipped back a few pages, YenSid was pulling Snow White out of a dragon’s skull!! What on earth is going on here?!!!

- In another one, Mickey, looking sadly at the dragon he’s killed, hugs its face and bursts into tears... WHAT?!

WHAT WERE THOSE DREAMS ABOUT?!

PROBABLY BECAUSE I STARTED GETTING A HEADACHE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING! Plus, I was using my Mickey Mouse the Sorcerer's Apprentice stuffed animal as a pillow xd

Estoy CUU- CUU!!

[mar64ds]

holy shit

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[fyncheroni]

Love this shape!!!! ➰

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.