None of You

[pup-purgatory]

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[vastwinterskies]

reasons your first lieutenant might be hovering / inconspicuously seeking proximity:

someone did something they shouldn't have

someone did someone they shouldn't have

separation anxiety

needs attention

you said "stay close" 16 hours ago, you just forgot

[robespapier]

Oranges were his favourite fruits: He ate a lot of them and put some pride in peeling them skilfully, one-handed. (source) 

Show-off 

[pessimisticpie]

[dogpuppy]

[shoelace4-48]

i have decided i no longer exist delete me from ur consciousness

[mistermachoman]

"are you okay?" absolutely not but i'd rather kill everyone in the room than talk about it

[jupitertears3]

does my constant need for reassurance annoy you?

[jupitertears3]

fuck i just remembered i’m fundamentally unlovable

[saltedume]

[splittingatbothends]

What doesn’t kill you makes you passively suicidal 24/7

[kosmogrl]

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life

[neglectedmutt]

i feel like a puppy no one wants

[neglectedmutt]

i wish i was a “love me loudly or don’t love me at all” person but i was cursed with abandonment issues so im a “love me however terribly and abusively you want just don’t leave me” person