Five years in space, god help me ...

Lt. Commander Leonard Horatio McCoy "BONES" Chief Medial Officer of the U.S.S. Enterprise formerly goddamnitjim

[cantankerousbastard]

[spacegallivanter]

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don’t diss the leather jacket, man."

[cantankerousbastard]

"Why? Are you going to force me to wear if I continue."

[spacegallivanter]

cantankerousbastard

"I’m not the droid you are looking for."

[cantankerousbastard]

"Right. Yeah, if I was in the market for a droid, I'd go for one that's better dressed."

[mouldingbrain]

(x)

[murderxgirl]

✘ cantankerousbastard

        “Is there a purpose to you and the other human wearing matching outfits?”

[cantankerousbastard]

        "Matching outfits?"

        He blinked, taking in the woman's appearance. She sure looked familiar. Wait, no. That's not ...

        "Very funny, sweetheart. Must have missed the memo about fancy dress day, but you make an awfully good Orion. Gaila would be proud."

[jckxr]

      “It was her idea…”

[cantankerousbastard]

"I'm calling security. And Spock!" 

[danewhitman]

"Just when I thought things couldn’t get stranger—"

"You wouldn’t happen to have any Whitmans or Garretts in your family line, would you?"

[cantankerousbastard]

"What are you..."

"I think it's best I don't answer that question..."

[jckxr]

      “—Hey!  EDI’s awesome.  Her jokes could use some work still, but she’s learning.”

[cantankerousbastard]

"Can I ask you something? Are you goddamn crazy!?" He shakes his head, bringing a hand up to cover his eyes. "An AI with questionable humour and you bring her onboard this ship to prank us?!"

[jckxr]

"Nah, man. I just happen to travel with a sentient AI with a penchant for pranks.."

[cantankerousbastard]

"A sentient AI that enjoys pranks, and you're both here. Wonderful. Like being stuck onboard this tin-can with a load of idiots wasn't enough to bring joy into my heart."

[danewhitman]

“Wh—.”

"This is awkward."

[cantankerousbastard]

"You don't say."

[cantankerousbastard]

hulksdontdoweak

"Uh...

"Ma'am."

[cantankerousbastard]

danewhitman

"I ..."

[cantankerousbastard]

hilarioushelmsman

"It's like security doesn't exist on this ship."

[ucarim-blog]

THE LIFE I’M GIVEN he is a character full of compassion and pain. he has an amazing personal prime directive to help and heal others, whether friend or foe. that’s his calling in life.

listen. download.

[geminitiberiuskirk]

[ comm ]: Chapel found me a PADD for you. Is Love an Emotion? A guide for dating Vulcans. Don't say I never get you anything.

[ comm ] You think you’re funny but actually I hate you hold me

[geminitiberiuskirk]

[ comm ] and I made far too much of my own good with it ;D

[cantankerousbastard]

[ comm ]: You should be thankful you're best friend material, Tiberius. Really thankful. 

[geminijameskirk]

He completely ignores the comment about his nickname, there’s no chance in hell that Jim will stop calling Leonard ‘Bonesy’. There’s plenty of reasons why but the simplest is that it winds him up so easily and Jim can’t help but enjoy getting a rise out of his cantankerous doctor. “It doesn’t work your way either, if anything it’s just a series of random incidents that happen sporadically over time. Good or bad, there’s nothing that can effect them. Especially talking about them.”

[cantankerousbastard]

"Hmph." Leonard has always been somewhat superstitious. Whether it is random chills, off putting vibes or strange cases of deja vu, he's scientific mind constantly argues with his random encounters with the strange and unknown. Don't get him started on fate and destiny, those ideas have been screwed to hell and back since Jim's meeting with old Spock from another universe. "You've been spending too much time around Spock. Even if you are right, you aren't gonna make me change my beliefs. You asking for trouble is only gonna lead to trouble."

[geminitiberiuskirk]

[ comm ]: Chapel found me a PADD for you. Is Love an Emotion? A guide for dating Vulcans. Don't say I never get you anything.

[ comm ] You think you’re funny but actually I hate you hold me

[geminitiberiuskirk]

[ comm ] I’d be disturbed if I believed that your mind didn’t go to those places. Mostly disturbed for Jim. But I know it does so there’s that.

[cantankerousbastard]

[ comm ]: You know far too much for your own good!