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A fairly quick Kurloz practice portrait. I adore Kurloz, I can’t help it I like seemingly innocent potentially psycho deadly characters. /)w(\
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UUUGGGH I reblogged shit on the wrong blog.... Eh to lazy to change it now uwu I'll do it later
This is so amazing. SO AMAZING.
TEEN TITANS THEME SONG - SUNG BY THE TEEN TITANS.
holla holla holla holla my naaaaaaaaaaaaame.
OHMYLORD CYBORG’S PART HAHAHA.
I didn’t want to like this.
But I love this.
They all sound so legit. And Raven’s part is just so…so damn good.
HOLLA HOLLA HOLSFAHUDSJKF
HOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLA MY NAAAAAAAAAME
HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA BITCHES AW YEAH
HOLLA HOLAl ;lkdgfvswgr
and raven omg OTL
HOLLA
raven is flawless
beautiful singers
CYBORG…
oh god I am rereading through Caliborn’s pesterchats with Dirk and I totally forgot how absolutely hilarious he is
and I forget how much of a needy child he acts like oh gosh
I knew there was a reason I was really fond of him when I first read his stuff
FRIEND SAD…
CANNOT HELP
WHAT
FRIEND
NO
DO NOT SAD FRIEND
FRIEND NO
I told someone i was gonna doodle the summoner and it somehow turned into a fake talksprite for ?????? Nitram….
hey remember that time i killed all you guys
that was great
Gosh I forgot about this hoo hoo
well, bomb diggity boy
if youve ever said “White people” in any context i fuckin hate you
lmfao white people.
white peeeeeeeeeeeeeeepoooooool
so good.
WHITE PEOPLE :D!!!!
Even though WV was serious about the uncomfortable part, he really wanted him to have a good time and love every moment of it along with himself. But if WV was serious about the matter, he would say something and just end it right there. Cali sat up on his elbows and watched WV place the condom on and help him take his pants off. He let out a slight hiss from the air and bite his lip a bit as he began to throb for WV to touch him. He needed him so bad right now and he only just realized this. Cali did what he was told and opened his legs enough so that WV could sit between them. He let out a small noise from the kiss then went on to make even louder and more blissful noises as WV began working with him.
Cali trembled and clenched the blankets under them, both of his parts throbbing now. “AAH.. A-AH~” he moaned out shakily, he was just so sensitive there. He was hardly ever touched at the clit, or any other part of that organ that it was super sensitive from even the lightest touches. He breathed deeply to try and muster out a reply to him, “Y-YES…AAH~ I-ITS FINE…~” he breathed out in between moans. Even though WV wasn’t doing to much with him, he was just so sensitive there that it felt like his entire body was on fire. And that he needed even more. He wanted him so bad that it hurt. He physically needed him.
WV smiled at the reply and continued to work at him, leaning forward at one point to leave a tender kiss on cali’s stomach. He wanted to make sure that cali had at least some pleasure if the whole penetration thing went out the window. His fingers strayed from the clit and began to massage at the rest of the lip, he could already tell how wet he was at the entrance, but that would have to wait a few moments more. While continuing the massage, wv leaned down to lick at cali’s erection, rubbing it with one hand while he took the tip in his mouth to lick at it and nibble it lightly. He pulled back, trailing a little bit of saliva and gave the tip a kiss before removing his mouth and hand from it entirely. He then places his hand on cali’s hip to steady himself, the hand rubbing at cali’s box becoming more rhythmic as he prepared him for entrance. He then removed that hand as well, placing it on cali’s hip to match his other hand, both thumbs rubbing circles into his side.
“Ok… ah… cali…” he was so sensitive right now, and could hardly get any words out past his breathy chirps, but he hoped he communicated his thought well enough. He was going to start. Cali’s moans were starting to get to him, and he was throbbing so hard, he wanted cali so much, he loved him so much… he wanted this to be memorable for the both of them. He braced himself against cali and positioned his own erection at the entrance, giving one last look into cali’s face before pushing himself in. He let out an audible gasp at the sensation, and did his best to control his hips from unceremoniously thrusting in even further, he wanted to take it slow, he wanted to make cali comfortable… “A-ah… aah~…Cali…” he breathed, completely overwhelmed. He began to work into a rhythm, gently pushing back and forth and rocking their hips together. “Aah~ aah~ Cali... Cali… you…” he moaned out, deep and light, he felt so warm, so warm all over… he felt really good, he just hoped cali felt good, too… “you’re so.. ah— ahn~… warm… so warm a-ahn-nd t-tight..” he picked up the pace a touch, but still remained gentle. He began to let one of his hands roam around, one of them staying on his hip to keep balance. His free hand drifted upwards to lightly brush at the tender skin on cali’s chest, swirling a finder around it and turning it bright red before drifting downwards again to find itself at cali’s neglected erection. WV put a firm hold on it and began pumping it in time with the movement of his hips, all the while praying that cali found it enjoyable. His pace quickened even more, all the while he panted out between breathy moans and chirps and cries “I love you I love you I love you…”
Cali was so ready for this, his body was hot and he needed WV more than ever. The way he touched him, with such gentle hands. He could hardly stand it, he twitched and bucked his hips a bit just from pure pleasure. He bite as his lip to suppress his deep moans for WV, his voice slipping out, filling the air with his love for him. Cali was throbbing so hard that he was about to burst! But when he felt WV's tongue against his hot erection again, he couldn't contain himself anymore! "AH! AA-AH~" he was so close to releasing right then and there but alas, WV moved his mouth away and gave him a small kiss instead. Cali was really on top of cloud 9 right about now, he just need a bit more to go before he going over the top. He panted softly and watched as WV readied himself for entrance by holding his hips. Cali moved slightly to get into a more comfortable position, moving his hips up against WV's thumbs.
When WV confirmed that he was about to enter him, Cali braced himself for it. He's breathed hitched and he began to tremble as WV entered him, he clenched the bed sheets and curled his toes from the intense feeling. He felt him... he felt him inside of him. He could feel him push up against his walls and graze over a few special spots inside him. It felt to good to be true, his breathe was soft and through the pants he let out soft moans. He couldn't get his voice to get any louder, just overwhelmed from it all. His body was super sensitive at this point, WV's gentle voice was like music to his ears. He was so entranced that he was unconsciously bulking and grinding his hips against WV's as he picked up the pace a little. "A...A~...V-V...H-HAA~" he barely breathed out to him. Cali lay his trembling arm over his eyes as WV took control of his erection. He pulsated in his hand and within seconds he had reached his limit and came in between the first few pumps. He moaned slightly louder as a small pool of his own genetic material on his stomach, where WV had kissed him earlier. But Cali wasn't done, he wanted more of this, He wanted WV to take him. "MA..MAO....MOR... AA-AAAH~ M-MOR~" he begged. He wanted more, he wanted WV to go faster, to hit every spot inside him. He wanted him to love him.
Cali sighed softly when WV put the condom down and laid against him, both of their hearts were racing together and felt kinda nice, the thumping was almost in unison with one another and that alone was enough to make Cali happy and to calm him down a bit. He put a hand around WV and held him against him, he closed his eyes and sighed softly again. Trying to get rid of his nerves, but it was kinda hard since he could feel WV’s erection rubbing against him and his own trying to break free from his pants.
But he loved the moment either way. “IT’S OKAY, I’LL BE FINE.” he said with a light shiver at the end, receiving soft butterfly kisses to his chest. “ITS A BIT OF A LEARNING EXPERIENCE, BuT DON’T WORRY. IF I START TO GET NERVOuSE JuST KEEP GOING, I’LL BE FINE.” he reassured him and leaned down slightly to give him a small kiss on the head, really wanting to continue this with his love.
WV sighed against cali’s chest and looked up at him to give him a quick kiss on the mouth. “Well, ok… but only if you’re certain. The moment you get uncomfortable or regretful, let me know and I will stop!” wv held cal’s face while he said this, keeping eye contact with him to prove that he was serious. He then picked up the condom again and sat up, unwrapping the package and taking it out, only to put it on his own. After putting it in place he moved to the side to help cali take off his pants, pulling them down and off and over the side of the bed, exposing cali’s erection. WV wasnt sure if he should deal with that first or try to work both at the same time, but since he figured he was experimenting, he would try to pleasure cali twice over all at once.
“C…could you spread your legs, please…?” man, the closer he got to doing it, the ore nervous it made him. He didnt want to hurt cali, or to make him uncomfortable! What if he did it wrong and cali didnt climax? Oh no, that would be horrible! Getting in between cali’s legs, wv placed his hands on his sides and bent over to place a quick kiss on his erection before straightening up and moving into position. He moved his hands from cali’s hips, moving one hand to grasp his dick and the other to start massaging his clit, working both as he looked up to cali again. “I’m… I’m about to do it, are you still alright that I do this?” He continued working both parts of cali while he waited for an answer, the trembling and moaning coming cali only serving to turn wv into even more of a gooey needy mess.
Even though WV was serious about the uncomfortable part, he really wanted him to have a good time and love every moment of it along with himself. But if WV was serious about the matter, he would say something and just end it right there. Cali sat up on his elbows and watched WV place the condom on and help him take his pants off. He let out a slight hiss from the air and bite his lip a bit as he began to throb for WV to touch him. He needed him so bad right now and he only just realized this. Cali did what he was told and opened his legs enough so that WV could sit between them. He let out a small noise from the kiss then went on to make even louder and more blissful noises as WV began working with him.
Cali trembled and clenched the blankets under them, both of his parts throbbing now. "AAH.. A-AH~" he moaned out shakily, he was just so sensitive there. He was hardly ever touched at the clit, or any other part of that organ that it was super sensitive from even the lightest touches. He breathed deeply to try and muster out a reply to him, "Y-YES...AAH~ I-ITS FINE...~" he breathed out in between moans. Even though WV wasn't doing to much with him, he was just so sensitive there that it felt like his entire body was on fire. And that he needed even more. He wanted him so bad that it hurt. He physically needed him.
Caliborn licked his lips at the sight of his lover dick slip out and stand there before him. He loved the feeling he got whenever he would get it to come out. He knew he had successfully coaxed it out of him and that WV was ready to- wait.. what was wrong? Cali looked up at him when he was called but was soon pushed onto his back and straddled. His heart skipped a beat from this motion and he stared up at the other, getting a bit nervous. They never did this sort of thing and he was kinda nervous about change in the bedroom.
Cali stared at WV’s face and kept on staring when the question was raised, after a moment he gave a small nod and watched as he reached under the pillow and pulled out a small wrapped up package. What was that? He gave a closer look and widened his eyes at it, soon growing a dark red blush on his. He was so flustered that he began to stammer and jumble over his own words. Trying to say something but failing. Until he bit his lip and sighed softly. “E-EH.. O-O…SuRE..” he said, or atleast tried to say. He was nervous and shaking a bit, but he said it. How bad could it be? I mean, this *IS* suppose to happen in the bedroom right? This whole sex thing, right?
All of WV’s confidence drained away when he heard cali’s reaction. He didnt seem too enthusiastic, and wv didnt want to make him uncomfortable… he put the package down beside them and opted to lay down on top of cali chest to chest. He reached up to pet cali’s face and gave him a look of apology. “I’m sorry, I didnt mean to make you nervous… we don’t have to do it if it makes you uncomfortable.” He removed his hand from his cheek and wrapped his arms the best he could around cali’s chest, giving him a tight hug. He was still throbbing, and cali still had his pants on, but wv was content with just laying there if it meant caliborn was happy.
wv gave cali a squeeze and began planting kisses all over his collar bone and chest, hoping to ease cali back into his comfort zone again. He really didnt want to see cali nervous or upset, he just wanted him to have fun and be happy. WV didnt want to do anything to cali that he wasnt sure would enjoy or not.
Cali sighed softly when WV put the condom down and laid against him, both of their hearts were racing together and felt kinda nice, the thumping was almost in unison with one another and that alone was enough to make Cali happy and to calm him down a bit. He put a hand around WV and held him against him, he closed his eyes and sighed softly again. Trying to get rid of his nerves, but it was kinda hard since he could feel WV's erection rubbing against him and his own trying to break free from his pants.
But he loved the moment either way. "IT'S OKAY, I'LL BE FINE." he said with a light shiver at the end, receiving soft butterfly kisses to his chest. "ITS A BIT OF A LEARNING EXPERIENCE, BuT DON'T WORRY. IF I START TO GET NERVOuSE JuST KEEP GOING, I'LL BE FINE." he reassured him and leaned down slightly to give him a small kiss on the head, really wanting to continue this with his love.
Cali was expecting WV to make a few noises, but the sounds that came from that little mouth his made Cali even more excited! These licks to the spaces of his sectioned body must’ve been super sensitive and ticklish for him to react like that. But he loved it, He loved everything about WV, everything.
He nuzzled his cheek against WV’s hand and glanced up at him when he caressed his cheek. Cali smiled and kept on licking at the sectioned part of the smaller carapace. He soon heard a the familar voice of his love and looked back up at him, knowing from how he had spoke and from his hands being right on his shoulders. The he was ready. Cali licked his lips and slowly kisses his way down to WVs tender slit. Ready to make it feel twice as good and to give him that well deserved release.
When Cali made it to the tender area, he gave a it a quick kiss before slowly trailing his fingers on the outside, gently rubbing and kissing him. Letting WV get a little sensation to that area before he applied some tongue. He slipped out his white tongue from his mouth and slowly licked the outside from the bottom to the top before actually slipping it on inside WV. He was always to warm and sensitive, that this was one of his favorite things to do to WV.
Cali licked around inside WV, feeling around his special slit for that one bulge just waiting to come out. He wanted to wrap his tongue around and stroke it gently until WV couldn’t take it anymore. He wanted to drive him wild and crazy and send him into a pure bliss moment. And he soon got that chance. After a sort while of licking about, that little part peeked out of WV. Throbbing and wanting to get attention, Cali gladly gave it that. He left gently kisses to the tender part before slowly licking against the top and coating it in his saliva. Oh How he loved WV.
-When WV felt cali’s tongue enter him, he let out a deep throaty moan laced with pitched chirps. Cali’s tongue always drove him nuts, but oh it felt just so good. He felt his tongue come in contact with his dick inside him and he couldnt bite back the even louder moan that escaped from his lips. He was so close to slipping out… and when he did, he was going to try something… he know cali was expecting just to give wv head, but wv was still set on making cali feel good, so head was not going to happen, at least not then.-
A-ah~ hah~ -he let out a shaky breath when cali’s tongue stroked him again, pushing him over the edge and causing him to slip out completely. He hissed softly from the contact to the air, as he was now standing erect and throbbing. Now was the time to make his move, and if he failed… well, it’s still a win-win situation for everybody.-
Cali… -wv called out to him, and when he looked up to his face, wv moved forward and grabbed cali by the shoulders, flipping him onto his back while wv made an effort to scurry forward to straddle him-
Cali… -wv looked down to his loves face with a question on his breath- Im… Im going to do something… would you mind if I…? -wv really wanted to pleasure all of cali, and while it might be difficult at first, he wanted to try something he’s never tried before. He reached for under his pillow and pulled out a condom, small yes, he was hoping he was communicating what he wanted to do well enough-
Caliborn licked his lips at the sight of his lover dick slip out and stand there before him. He loved the feeling he got whenever he would get it to come out. He knew he had successfully coaxed it out of him and that WV was ready to- wait.. what was wrong? Cali looked up at him when he was called but was soon pushed onto his back and straddled. His heart skipped a beat from this motion and he stared up at the other, getting a bit nervous. They never did this sort of thing and he was kinda nervous about change in the bedroom.
Cali stared at WV's face and kept on staring when the question was raised, after a moment he gave a small nod and watched as he reached under the pillow and pulled out a small wrapped up package. What was that? He gave a closer look and widened his eyes at it, soon growing a dark red blush on his. He was so flustered that he began to stammer and jumble over his own words. Trying to say something but failing. Until he bit his lip and sighed softly. "E-EH.. O-O...SuRE.." he said, or atleast tried to say. He was nervous and shaking a bit, but he said it. How bad could it be? I mean, this *IS* suppose to happen in the bedroom right? This whole sex thing, right?
-Cali grinned from WV’s sounds. Oh how he loved those sounds. And he also loved the fact that it was his fault he was making them. The soft moans and heavy breathed begs, the little chirps he made when he touched the right spot. He just loved everything about WV. When WV started to do the same to him, a few shivers went down his spine and he let out one or two moans. Breathing his hot breathe against the wet spot on his loves neck.-
WV-ee! -he jolted when those hands were against his chest and fondling his nipples. He couldn’t handle it when he did this. It was one of his sensitive areas, he couldn’t concentrate on his licks and kisses while this was going on- AH-HA~ V-V… -he moaned out, or at least tried to. At WV’s request he gently pushed his hands from his chest and pulled off his shirt for him, but before WV had a chance to get to them. Cali quickly moved to pin him to bed. He licked his lips from seeing all that cake on him. All that cake for him.-
-Cali grinned widely at this, moving down give him a small kiss to his lip before trailing kisses down to his chest. Licking off cake for that area. But while he was doing this, he notices that there was some cake in between the sections of WV’s body. So he did like any lover would do. He licked between there to get the cake out. Not knowing just how sensitive the sections of him were. But he was about to find out-
Mayor of Dersecraft's Cantown: cantankerouscakes: Just from that one whisper, Caliborn went...
C-cali... what are you doOOING AAH-- -wv felt his breath leave him as cali's tongue traveled in the spaces where the sections of his torso connect. He felt tears prick at his eyes as cali continued, he couldnt keep it in any more, he was about to loose it...-
AAH! CALI~!! AHHHEHEHE-- THA--THAT REALLY--HAHAHA- T-T-TICKLES AAH~! -he began to squirm around, laughing uncontrollably, his sections and joints were all extremely sensitive, and extremely ticklish. All this laughter only served to intensify the pool of heat in his stomach, and the warmth was spreading all throughout his body. He really couldnt begin to formulate the words to describe how happy he was right now. He was so thankful, he had an amazing life and an amazing love. To be sharing such an intimate moment with Caliborn, all trust and warmth and love, he couldnt have enough. He lifted his hands to cup cali's face as he continued licking his chest, and soon wrapped his legs around caliborn as well. His laughter began to subside into a warm silence, the heat in his body increased, and he was buzzing all over, especially between his legs. He felt he was ready... -
Caliborn... -he looked down to his love and gave a small smile, moving his hands to his shoulders in an attempt to guide him downwards. He knew full well that he could slip himself out on his own, but he wouldn't mind cali giving him a little assistance. he lifted one hand from his shoulder and caressed his neck, hoping to communicate just how happy and comfortable he was with cali. He closed his eyes and tilted his head back against the pillow, wanting to take in, enjoy, and appreciate all the good he was feeling. He wanted Caliborn to know just how thankful he was-
I love you, he whispered, I love you so much...
Cali was expecting WV to make a few noises, but the sounds that came from that little mouth his made Cali even more excited! These licks to the spaces of his sectioned body must've been super sensitive and ticklish for him to react like that. But he loved it, He loved everything about WV, everything.
He nuzzled his cheek against WV's hand and glanced up at him when he caressed his cheek. Cali smiled and kept on licking at the sectioned part of the smaller carapace. He soon heard a the familar voice of his love and looked back up at him, knowing from how he had spoke and from his hands being right on his shoulders. The he was ready. Cali licked his lips and slowly kisses his way down to WVs tender slit. Ready to make it feel twice as good and to give him that well deserved release.
When Cali made it to the tender area, he gave a it a quick kiss before slowly trailing his fingers on the outside, gently rubbing and kissing him. Letting WV get a little sensation to that area before he applied some tongue. He slipped out his white tongue from his mouth and slowly licked the outside from the bottom to the top before actually slipping it on inside WV. He was always to warm and sensitive, that this was one of his favorite things to do to WV.
Cali licked around inside WV, feeling around his special slit for that one bulge just waiting to come out. He wanted to wrap his tongue around and stroke it gently until WV couldn't take it anymore. He wanted to drive him wild and crazy and send him into a pure bliss moment. And he soon got that chance. After a sort while of licking about, that little part peeked out of WV. Throbbing and wanting to get attention, Cali gladly gave it that. He left gently kisses to the tender part before slowly licking against the top and coating it in his saliva. Oh How he loved WV.
Just from that one whisper, Caliborn went completely numb. He knew it was true, even with the cake for Caliborn to lick off. He would gladly do this anytime. “OH YOu KNOW ME SO WELL~” he laughed before moving his head to his neck, licking away the cake and icing from the...
-Cali grinned from WV's sounds. Oh how he loved those sounds. And he also loved the fact that it was his fault he was making them. The soft moans and heavy breathed begs, the little chirps he made when he touched the right spot. He just loved everything about WV. When WV started to do the same to him, a few shivers went down his spine and he let out one or two moans. Breathing his hot breathe against the wet spot on his loves neck.-
WV-ee! -he jolted when those hands were against his chest and fondling his nipples. He couldn't handle it when he did this. It was one of his sensitive areas, he couldn't concentrate on his licks and kisses while this was going on- AH-HA~ V-V... -he moaned out, or at least tried to. At WV's request he gently pushed his hands from his chest and pulled off his shirt for him, but before WV had a chance to get to them. Cali quickly moved to pin him WV to bed. He licked his lips from seeing all that cake on him. All that cake for him.-
-Cali grinned widely at this, moving down give him a small kiss to his lip before trailing kisses down to his chest. Licking off cake for that area. But while he was doing this, he notices that there was some cake in between the sections of WV's body. So he did like any lover would do. He licked between there to get the cake out. Not knowing just how sensitive the sections of him were. But he was about to find out-
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