Me

I love pizza and Pete Wentz

[tastefullyoffensive]

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[queerist]

i knew this was gonna be good from the freeze frame but i had NO IDEA

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via checka_bookout)

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[manthadoodle]

[turbro]

[Eating probiotic yogurt while on an antibiotic] FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

[powerrangersvintage]

[lx34e]

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

[pinchblog]

Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.

[nosoulforsale-deactivated201502]

I’m screaming

[theaztecthrasher]

Take it like a man

[freedoritos-deactivated20160716]

What if he says yes

[juggernautofsin]

then you start making memories

[dutchstore]

by gabe

[husbandcinnamon]

i’m not at duh beash itsa bah tub

[browsedankmemes]

[fonzworthcutlass]

📠📠📠

[yallstaysafe-deactivated2018031]

It can’t go the other way?

[fonzworthcutlass]

No. The earth is flat.

This is basic knowledge.

[becuzitisbitter]

i also appreciate the logic that planes can’t fly over land.

[sarahseeandersen]

[critter-of-habit]

Lexa is a good teacher, really - Clarke is just an easily distracted student.

[just-the-essentials]

[niniadelverano]

Lol

[c-evve]

[movedtobwayne-deactivated201708]

narcos is a serious show about serious things.