[CANNED LAUGHTER]

this is my swamp

[weloveshortvideos]

There are two types of men in this world

[penthesilea1623]

[zombienicholas]

I hit reblog so fast.

[betrutowho]

^fr

[nerdyandnatural-deactivated2018]

And before people say that this is a reach, if you look at videos of our previous presidents (Bush Jr and Clinton) they ALL WAIT FOR THEIR WIVES.

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[foreverthin]

I’m wearing my Dragon Ball Z shirt as I reblog this. I’m ready.

[tamaytka]

I believe this actually happened at some point

[sjavftusifuj]

GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT

[radroachmeat2-deactivated202012]

[indianmidgetninja]

Unmute this

[pizza-and-puppies]

what a talented little Moo.

[theinfiniteofthought]

@nerdy-and-somewhat-gay

[cape-r]

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[no-chill-at-all]

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman]

Bird leaf

[keeps-getting-faster]

Visit Original Link

[fruitandfitspo]

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

BUT HE TRIED TO DISAPPEAR LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[blackorchidd]

Delete this

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Blame it on fifa

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

The asian kid knew you don’t do that in a house of color

[thebestoftumbling]

Corgi on a Carousel

[everquest92]

HIS NAME IS MEATBALL

[ryandevon]

This is the cutest thing omg

[theonlylivingboyinnewyork]

I love this.

[glowing-space]

IM LAUGHING

[xanny-bar]

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS 

[micdotcom]

[nore1236-deactivated20240104]

[sweetielouis]

[2teal-deactivated20150825]

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.