Capes and Underpants.

What in the name of sanity have you got on your blog?

[brookshatlen]

Lie to Me (2009 - 2011)

You guys are a bunch of scientist-nerds, running around, poking your nose in people’s faces, calling ‘em liars.

[rubyredwisp]

They’re beautiful, aren’t they?

[accessandoctane]

Hey so I just wanted to say John Oliver on Last Week Tonight has once again gifted us a way to fight for Net Neutrality, which supports free speech online and enables us to shitpost at top speed as well as keep large corporations from stifling small internet businesses (example: Google paying to slow down all duckduckgo searches or Facebook paying to slow down all social media but it)

John Oliver has made a new tool for us to easily leave comments which are now publicly available on the FCC forums to fight back and say that we specifically want Title II oversight of ISPs (explained why this is what we want in his Last Week Tonight video here)

So go to gofccyourself.com

From there you will arrive at a page like this

Click on the “+Express” button (circled below)

Then you will arrive at a forum to input your comment. You are required to put down name and address but it appears email is optional. Then you can write your comment. Here is my example comment below

Thank you and please help support Net Neutrality!

[vaguelyethereal]

TO ALL OF MY AMERICAN FOLLOWERS, THIS IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT! SPREAD THIS PLEASE!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 THIS IS HELLA IMPORTANT! <3

[buzzfeed]

HAPPY MAY

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

[capesandunderpants]

Hello Tumblr universe. I created a blog so that I can do some creative writing when the mood strikes me. If youre interested, it's @lexiestories. Cool beans thanks bye

[rosetylecr]

I’m not leaving her. You’ve got to.

[hplyrikz]

She did not need much, wanted very little. A kind word, sincerity, fresh air, clean water, a garden, kisses, books to read, sheltering arms, a cozy bed, and to love and be loved in return.

Starra Neely Blade (via hplyrikz)

[jstorfancam]

[dailyspiderman]

You’re the Spider…ling. Crime-fighting Spider. You’re Spider-Boy? Spider-Man.

[thoodleoo]

realistic indiana jones movies

indiana jones and tomb that had already been looted by robbers in the 19th century

indiana jones and pottery fragment #1478

indiana jones and the site discovered under somebody’s house so there was no way to actually dig it

indiana jones and the famous treasure that actually turned out to be an ancient chamber pot

indiana jones and the temple of maybe three damaged columns

indiana jones and the intro to archaeology class that didn’t give a shit and just wanted to pass for the gen ed credit

[sueelu]

Game of Thrones

6x10 : The Winds of Winter

6x9 : Battle of the Bastards

6x8 : No One

6x7 : The Broken Man

6x6 : Blood of My Blood

6x5 : The Door

6x4 : Book of the Stranger

6x3 : Oathbreaker Home

6x2 : Home

6x1 : The Red Woman

Season 5

5x10 : Mother’s Mercy 

5x9 : The Dance of Dragons 

5x8 : Hardhome 

5x7 : The Gift 

5x6 : Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken 

5x5 : Kill the Boy 

5x4 : Sons of the Harpy 

5x3 : High Sparrow 

5x2 : The House of Black and White 

5x1 : The Wars to Come

Season 4

4x10 :  The Children

4x9 : The Watchers on the Wall 

4x8 :  The Mountain and the Viper 

4x7 :  Mockingbird 

4x6 :  The Laws of Gods and Men 

4x5 : First of His Name

4x4 : Oathkeeper 

4x3 : Breaker of Chains 

4x2 : The Lion and the Rose 

4x1 : Two Swords

Season 3

3x10 : Mhysa

3x9 : The Rains of Castamere

3x8 : Second Sons 

3x7 : The Bear and the Maiden Fair 

3x6 : The Climb

3x5 : Kissed by Fire

3x4 : And Now His Watch Is Ended

3x3 : Walk of Punishment 

3x2 : Dark Wings, Dark Words 

3x1 : Valar Dohaeris

Season 2

2x10 : Valar Morghulis

2x9 : Blackwater

2x8 : The Prince of Winterfell 

2x7 : A Man Without Honor 

2x6 : The Old Gods and the New 

2x5 : The Ghost of Harrenhal

2x4 : Garden of Bones

2x3 : What Is Dead May Never Die 

2x2 : The Night Lands 

2x1 : The North Remembers

Season 1

1x10 : Fire and Blood

1x9 : Baelor

1x8 : The Pointy End 

1x7 : You Win or You Die 

1x6 : A Golden Crown 

1x5 : The Wolf and the Lion

1x4 : Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things

1x3 : Lord Snow 

1x2 : The Kingsroad 

1x1 : Winter Is Coming

eNJOY

[gab-soul]

Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.

Buddha (via gab-soul)

[capesandunderpants]

Stop me if you've heard this one before/that time I had to explain Jesus to a six-year-old I was babysitting

*walking past a church*

Child: *points at a large wooden crucifix replica out front* who is that?

Me: uh, that's...Jesus...

Child: who is he?

Me: well, in the Christian religion he is regarded as the son of God

Child: is he real?

Me: *internally screaming FUUUUUUCCCKKKK* um, that's a good question. Evidence suggests there was in fact a historical personage who once lived and that we now know as Jesus. How closely his life resembled the events written in the bible is somewhat unknown, and largely a matter of belief, I suppose, although what isn't, really?

Child: *long pause* okay.

Child: *points at the statue again* Is he real?

Me: oh. OHH. You mean like, is that a real body???

Child: yes

Me: Oh good god Tyler, no, I think it's wood

[pinkyoungk]

[adriansydney]

He said that you told him how much you love me. About how you feel when I walk in a room, and about how, you’ve never doubted for a second that I’m the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with.

[gracesheavenlylegs]

Who felt more comfortable in the carrot onesie? gracehelbig mydrunkkitchen or mamrie