Welcome to the ship, me heartie!

Hey, I'm Capfoo/Captain (or just Cap if you're feeling lazy). Welcome to my blog. I am mostly a reblogger, and I reblog primarily things that I find humorous, Fandom things (esp. Pokemon) and the odd social issue thing that I agree with...

[hashtagloveloses]

BE THE HOT GAY AUNT YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD

[startdoingitforme]

YOU FORGOT AUNT KYA

[hashtagloveloses]

I’m a stupid fool

[bob-belcher]

[introfiant]

reblog this post for your pets to actually use the things you buy them

[felixjasper-deactivated20200801]

[felixjasper-deactivated20200801]

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[illumineeti]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

That’s capitalism, babe.

[thelovethieves]

here have a transparent kringlefucker to spead holiday cheer all up over your blog

[bellhasabat]

god bless the kringlefucker

[gallusrostromegalus]

I cannot belive i follow like 23 homestucks and it’s taken me until december 15th for this thing to appear on my dash.  Are you guys okay?

[ooppo]

Happy Kringlefucker everyone

[npr]

Why Aren't Millennials Spending? They're Poorer Than Previous Generations, Fed Says

Since millennials first started entering the workforce, their spending habits have been blamed for killing off industries ranging from casual restaurant dining to starter houses. However, a new study by the Federal Reserve suggests it might be less about how they are spending their money and more about not having any to spend.

A study published this month by Christopher Kurz, Geng Li and Daniel J. Vine found millennials are less financially well-off than members of earlier generations when they were the same ages, with “lower earnings, fewer assets and less wealth.”

Their finances were compared with Generation X, baby boomers, the silent generation and the greatest generation.

The researchers examined spending, income, debt, net worth and demographic factors among the generations to determine “it primarily is the differences in average age and then differences in average income that explain a large and important portion of the consumption wedge between millennials and other cohorts.”

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[beowulf22121]

Took them long enough…

[werebi-official]

Water is wet…

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

remember when you could say “we shouldn’t attack children with tear gas” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

[claycaduceus]

insane clown posse man was at midwest fur fest in a fucking juggalo fursuit oh my god

[claycaduceus]

[mastermind-is-doing-her-best-de]

Hey so listen,

I don’t like making fun of furries to begin with, especially since they’re not all as bad as a lot of people make them out to be. But definitely, don’t lean on the horn with Violent J.

If you don’t know, Violent J is the leader of Insane Clown Posse. His daughter is a furry. Despite his notoriety, J isn’t rich at all. So you can imagine when his daughter ordered a fur suit and essentially got scammed (which, by the way, as someone who makes stuffed animals from time to time and alters clothes here and there– faux fur is pretty expensive if it’s the good kind. An entire suit out of the shit is a whole ass arm) they were pissed.

But instead of J just kinda shrugging it off or shaming her for being trickers or whatever, the man made a whole call out video to the company and set it up like a show.

So gawk if you want, but just know, Violent J is a supportive dad and I gotta give my props to him. I know I wish my guardian or mom would’ve gotten at least a bit interested when I went to my first anime con. It’s good to see he’s standing behind her like this.

[w0wls]

People trying to claim furry shit is bad and always sexual also have no clue what theyre on about and need to go do something else for a few, and maybe take a few deep breathes

[willowofthehearth]

This is SUCH an important lesson to learn!

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[vynive]

what, pray tell, are “sports?”

[luke-fone-fabre]

Sports are a category of move that reduces the effectiveness of certain types. For example, “mud sport” reduces the effectiveness of electric-type moves by 50%.

[ultrafacts]

The Navajo have a unique tradition. When a baby is born, it is regarded as the ultimate, precious gift and must never be abused. From the moment of birth, the child is watched over continuously by family and friends, who patiently wait for the child’s first…laugh.

“Has your baby laughed?” is common question posed to parents who have infants around the age of three months. The first laugh of a Navajo child is a very significant event. It marks the child’s final passing from the spirit world to the physical world, meaning he or she is now fully human. This milestone warrants a party, and what a party it is!

Whichever brother, sister, parent, cousin, aunt, uncle, or passing acquaintance is present at the first laugh is deemed to have caused it.  The laughter instigator then receives the honored privilege of preparing a special ceremony to welcome the child into society.

Once a baby has laughed, training in generosity begins immediately—a value held in high regard among the Navajo people. At the party, where the baby is considered the host, the parents or person responsible for the first laugh help hold the baby’s hand as he or she ceremonially gives the rock salt, food, and gifts to each guest. There are also bags of candy, money, and other presents that the child “gives” along with the food. [x]

Fact Sources/more info: [1] [2] For more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[onkwehonweneha]

Is this true? lol

[morninggggstar]

Yes it is true. I have had of a few relatives invite me to a A’wee Chi’deedloh "The Baby Laughed Ceremony" however I have not had the privilege to actually attended one personally. The Dine’ peoples believe that babies are of “two worlds” (Earth people & Holy people) when they are born. The first laugh signifies the babies desire to become a part of the Earth People so it is a great cause for celebration.

[strangevibezz-deactivated201603]

This is beautiful.

[modernmarcy]

This is so pure and good I’m crying

[vstheworld]

this is beautiful and makes me, once again, wonder what America would have evolved into had the natives been left the fuck alone

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr pro tip: before adding to a popular post, maybe double check the notes to make certain that reply hasn’t already been made in excess.  

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what did i honestly expect