“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." — Oscar Wilde

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Find more funny pictures at www.thatsfunnystuff.tumblr.com

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[capinehow]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[yourivysgrows]

get to know me meme: [11/∞] favorite fictional characters → dwight schrute [the office]

↳ “There are too many people on this Earth, we need a new plague.”

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

why is it called head and shoulders if you only wash your hair with it

[yugirimistwalker]

those are the ingredients

[unfollovving]

My dad isn’t home so guess who joined us by the table & made himself look so sad that my mom made him some food on a separate plate & ate with us

[thatsfunnystuff]

[soupy-twistt]

[catscenter]

[buzzfeed]

there’s a glitch in the matrix [x]

[annaehrgott]

Low tide out front

[crossconnectmag]

Paste-up  by  Rö and l’Homme Pendu

The duo is installing these giant paste-ups of crazy mythical beings who seem to turn on their unwitting creators. Their latest project, Animae Dementia  “soul madness”/“animal madness” highlights on crazy mystical beasts, integrated into urban spaces, and interacting with men, in different ways.

After the first piece in Paris near Notre Dame a few months ago, they went to Berlin, where they spent 2 weeks exploring uninhabited places. They elected a former NSA spying complex and an empty brewery, both unexploited since the end of the cold war, to be part of their project.

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[awesomevines]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Watch with sound.

[z-raid]

Cat: Mrah!

Person with camera: Honey, you got a ton of fluff stuck in your mouth!

Cat: Mrah!

Person: Too fluffy! [ removes fluff] Let me help you, buddy.

[weloveshortvideos]

The first scene in every early 2000’s high school movie.

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[unclefather]

MY POOP IS COMING