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Biting a very sour strawberry

a gnome would make this post

the second the new remakes dropped people mass uploaded their mods for the game that they totally didn’t make before it dropped officially and the absolute best one is the one that scales the pokemon to be canon with their pokedex entries

chickenmcnuggies

NOW THIS IS HOW POKEMON WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED

THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP HELLO??? WHO ARE YOU???

guerrillatech

emiliascorner

ACTUALLY it won't.

This is a solar flare and the earth's magnetic field shields us from it. This is something that happens regularly (you have already experienced this) and thanks to the electromagnetic field it gets directed away from us. It's pretty neat.

calstone-light-o

you underestimate speedrunning techs and their requirements

tparadox

I'm pretty sure the absolute best speedrun time is the one where somebody got a random warp saving several seconds that was ultimately concluded to not be reproducible due to most likely being caused by a neutrino passing through exactly the right physical location in the RAM at the perfect moment. So yes, astrophysical phenomena do affect SM64 speedruns on a much higher level of sensitivity than you expect

seabassapologist

I had to google this because it sounded fake but

unclefather

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

reactionfaces

beesus-christ

surprisebitch

Shulk’s bussy after getting used like a human fleshlight by Incineroar’s 15 incher

69deactivated-deactivated202205

:/

romy7

sergle

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

theuntoaster

Is this…shipping discourse?

frances-baby-houseman

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

timeforbee

tiktoksthataregood-ish

boyfail

mapsontheweb

Countries that meet the requirements of the 2016 Paris Agreement

foxgirltail

Nice work all

in-a-state-of-trance

Posts that make you want to take world leaders hostage

laeffy

wizardrights

power move: make a d&d character with the same name as your dm

xxxdragonfucker69xxx

#but with ‘cool’ in front of it

modmad

not quite as much of a powermove as this but I did in fact play a DnD game with two geniuses (Todd and Lucy) who called their characters after each other, and let me tell you the DM did in fact lay face down on the table after the 300th instance of confusions over who was being spoken to/referred to and so in an act of mercy the character names were changed to “Lucy the Agoniser” and “the Mighty Todd” which frankly was a wonderful move until they started to refer to themselves as that in real life too and the cycle repeated itself

lookatthesefuckingbirds

hellenhighwater

Okay, vaguely related, but a friend of mine was once taking some snowy owls to canada to be released--they’d been injured while in the states, taken to the avian rehab facility where he worked, and were healthy again. But at that time of year, most snowy owls had migrated back north to canada. So he drove to the border with three crates of screamingly angry snowy owls in back. He got to the border, declared his cargo, and immediately found himself in Big Trouble With Canadian Border Security.

(There was nothing wrong with what he’d been doing, it had all been cleared in advance and he had all his paperwork in order. But nobody told the border guys that.)

They demanded that he take the owls out of the crates for inspection. He refused; these were very, very angry, agitated wild birds. They asked him lots of questions. They finally asked why he was taking the owls to canada, and he explained that that’s where they’re from.

The customs agent demanded “WELL, how did Canada’s owls even get to America in the first place?!”

My friend responded, “Sir. They can fly.”

The customs agent let him go.