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Biting a very sour strawberry
a gnome would make this post
the second the new remakes dropped people mass uploaded their mods for the game that they totally didnāt make before it dropped officially and the absolute best one is the one that scales the pokemon to be canon with their pokedex entries
NOW THIS IS HOW POKEMON WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED
THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP HELLO??? WHO ARE YOU???
ACTUALLY it won't.
This is a solar flare and the earth's magnetic field shields us from it. This is something that happens regularly (you have already experienced this) and thanks to the electromagnetic field it gets directed away from us. It's pretty neat.
you underestimate speedrunning techs and their requirements
I'm pretty sure the absolute best speedrun time is the one where somebody got a random warp saving several seconds that was ultimately concluded to not be reproducible due to most likely being caused by a neutrino passing through exactly the right physical location in the RAM at the perfect moment. So yes, astrophysical phenomena do affect SM64 speedruns on a much higher level of sensitivity than you expect
I had to google this because it sounded fake but
youāve been hit by- youāve been struck by a smooth criminal
Shulkās bussy after getting used like a human fleshlight by Incineroarās 15 incher
FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door āis anyone homeā as quietly as possible before leaving a āwe missed you!ā note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesnāt exist USPS: sets my package down gently where itās not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
Is thisā¦shipping discourse?
Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell yāall about it.
Countries that meet the requirements of the 2016 Paris Agreement
Nice work all
Posts that make you want to take world leaders hostage
power move: make a d&d character with the same name as your dm
#but with ācoolā in front of it
not quite as much of a powermove as this but I did in fact play a DnD game with two geniuses (Todd and Lucy) who called their characters after each other, and let me tell you the DM did in fact lay face down on the table after the 300th instance of confusions over who was being spoken to/referred to and so in an act of mercy the character names were changed to āLucy the Agoniserā andĀ āthe Mighty Toddā which frankly was a wonderful move until they started to refer to themselves as that in real life too and the cycle repeated itself
Okay, vaguely related, but a friend of mine was once taking some snowy owls to canada to be released--theyād been injured while in the states, taken to the avian rehab facility where he worked, and were healthy again. But at that time of year, mostĀ snowy owls had migrated back north to canada. So he drove to the border with three crates of screamingly angry snowy owls in back. He got to the border, declared his cargo, and immediately found himself in Big Trouble With Canadian Border Security.Ā
(There was nothing wrong with what heād been doing, it had all been cleared in advance and he had all his paperwork in order. But nobody told the border guys that.)
They demanded that he take the owls out of the crates for inspection. He refused; these were very, very angry, agitated wild birds. They asked him lots of questions. They finally asked why he was taking the owls to canada, and he explained that thatās where theyāre from.
The customs agent demandedĀ āWELL, how did Canadaās owls even get to America in the first place?!ā
My friend responded,Ā āSir. They can fly.ā
The customs agent let him go.
dream job
Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery
i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......
also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.
WHAT THE FUCK
what if you were playing basketball and you went to dribble the ball but it was ceramic and shattered everywhere and everyone got mad at you about it
i was thinking about this so hard last night i cried
i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together iām always like āhehe.. evil siblingsā
this is what iām all about babyyyyy
Theyāre not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.
well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps