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Jack - 26 - California - Memes

[omghotmemes]

No, no it isn’t.

[moonlit-aura]

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

[capital-jack]

Senpai you can still be my Senpai even if we're the same age 😙

I feel like I would know who this is back in the day But also I'm nobody's senpai

[yamat0]

my favorite dune posts ever

[demilypyro]

Timmy Turner voice: Oh no, I thought I could improve our lives by manipulating a small change in the workings of our reality, but said change has revealed itself to have an unexpected and unfortunate side effect. I now desire to return the world to its original state, but the alteration inconveniently prevents me from immediately doing so. I am upset by this.

[charlesoberonn]

Jimmy Neutron voice: Oh no, I thought I could improve our lives by inventing something but my creation has gotten out of hand and led to unintended consequences. Now I desire to destroy my creation and return everything to its original state, but I lost control of the situation which inconveniently prevents me from immediately doing so. I am upset by this.

[skarchomp]

Spongebob Squarepants voice: Gary stop shitting on the carpet

[chumbie]

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

[shamebats]

[notbecauseofvictories]

good morning exclusively to the atlantic’s science editor, or whoever it is that titles their animal biology articles

[notbecauseofvictories]

fellas, they’ve done it again

[grecoromanyaoi]

*blatant misinformation* but youre not ready for that conversation

[log6]

TikTok simulator

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[memorycycle]

if i could easily dig with my hands id probably be making tunnels too lets be real it just looks like fun

[jame7t]

Let’s go dig tunnels, ok?

[memorycycle]

im having so much fun

[little-bullheaded-shit]

Patron saint of “every voice in cartoons ever” has the most simple and honest opinion I’ve ever seen

[little-bullheaded-shit]

Oh she is just absolutely going off. What a queen.

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[cutecutejames]

Us in 2020

Us in 2022

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[unclefather]

i dont like the noise coming frmo this bag

[call-me-moby-dick]

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I think Moby Dick might be cosmic horror. Captain Ahab is like "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's not a whale. God is an evil master controlling every living human like a puppet, free will is an illusion, we are caught in a cruel trap made by god. THAT WHALE IS THE MASK OF THAT GOD"

HE THINKS HE THINKS if he can kill the whale, he can break humanity free of the bonds of GOD. and our narrator boy Ishmael is like "uh...i think it might just be a big whale and you have trauma" BUT THEN AT THE END ISHMAEL SEES IT and he's like "oh no. it's god"

and like. IT KILLS EVERYONE IT EATS AHAB AND DRAGS HIM INTO HELL SCREAMING. it IS god. nature is god.

god what a good story

i love too that if you know it from pop culture you know Ahab's leg was eaten by the whale? well thats the more soft version, in the story proper you hear he was basically CHEWED ALIVE, his whole body is held together with HATE and THE WILL TO KILL GOD and WHALE BONE PROSTHETICS.

AT SOME POINT he just HOLDS SOME LIGHTNING and everyone is like "Captain ahab is so cool i'd die for him" and the only one going "hey this seems weird" is the main character

but yeah every time i'm like "GOD MOBY DICK IS SO GOOD" people are like "the whale hunting story?? with the stinky boring men???" and i get sad.

Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me!

[oceanmoss]

[jovialgnomejpeg]

Lost my fucking mind at a red light today

[crazy-brazilian]