dourly dispirited polka-dot man™️

Clara. A girl who is also just some dude. Old. INTP. Filthy reylo. Multifandom. “I think we deserve a soft epilogue, my love. We are good people and we've suffered enough.”

[capondi]

I’M NOT DEAD

In fact, you could say I’ve regained my life…

When I said I was disappearing for a month or so back in September, I really thought it would only be that long, although looking back I couldn’t tell you what my plan definitively was lol

I’ll skip all the gritty details of what brought me there, but long story short I checked into rehab on Sept. 15 for my alcoholism and I’ve been there ever since! I can honestly say I’ve been doing great, and for the first time in a very long while I have some hope for the direction my life is going.

I’ll be at a phase where I can have my phone occasionally pretty soon(I have it now because my dad took me to court), so hopefully you’ll see me goofing around on here again before long.

Now it’s time to check the David Dastmalchian and Adam Driver tags to see what I’ve missed! 😂

[tvarchive]

WIDOW'S BAY 1.07 → "Seasickness"

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy Pride Month to Hannibal Lecter killing and eating that homophobic doctor

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[bobbole]

Carrie Liao, Alien visitor

[the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva]

I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i know i don’t necessarily need to explain myself but i feel compelled to say that i like tarot in the same way i like dream interpretation and flipping coins for answers— it’s not going to tell you anything you don’t already know, it’s just an excuse to examine the patterns and symbols your brain builds and is drawn to

[eebie]

i wanna make you lol

[eebie]

i wanna make you giggle from your gigglehole

[mousegirlheart]

how being on the internet used to feel vs how it feels now

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[beardedmrbean]

>I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

Scientists shocked to find lab gloves may be skewing microplastics data

Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics, U-M study reveals

Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)

An Embarrassing Mistake May Have Skewed Microplastics Research All Along

Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic ‘false positives’ per each square-millimeter un

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesn’t mean microplastics aren’t a problem, though

That should be enough

[rositmopzz]

Happy Mother's Day!

[itsjesscapade]

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

[draeneis]

[mizeliza]

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet