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only the chosen one may draw the sword from the bird
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Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
what the shit does that mean
I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.
I be on my Homestuck, always on my Homestuck… I’m geekin’ out… & I don’t give a f-
does anybody want to see this baffling drawing i did when i was like 8 and i assume just learned what gay people were
what the fuck does this mean. the rest of this notebook is homestuck ocs
You read Homestuck at 8??
no but i did look at the pretty pictures of the characters on pinterest and take "what god tier are you?" personality quizzes
OP, I regret to inform you that you seem to have been drawing a tumblr post in your childhood notebook
WHAT
For everyone asking what Homestuck is about, I think I found a pretty decent and concise way to explain it.
Vivziepop really should voice vriska if only for the fact it would be the single most polarizing thing ever and would piss off almost everybody in some way which is what I believe vriska's legacy boils down to
the year is 2025. virtually every single half-decent tumblr url has been taken. a shadowy culture of buying, selling, thievery and murder emerges soon afterwards. in a private bidding auction ‘dirk-strider-sucks-dick’ sells for $15,200
You have no idea how much dick one has to suck to get $15,200
non homestuck dont understand. if you have cosplayed terezi, sollux, or dirk at ANY point in your life you have bought shades from the same man. like its literally just one man whos making HUNDREDS of pairs of specialty cosplay glasses. it is literally JUST one man who makes those glasses on the entire internet
this one man controls the entire pointy anime shades supply. if he ever dies we are all thoroughly fuckt and left to make our own like animals
YALL HE FOUND MY POST AND RESPONDED
“homestuck keeps the lights on” im not crying youre crying
I figured I’d track down and link his etsy, so here you go:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/Akujinscos
I’m not a homestuck but hey this guy needs to eat so here’s a link if any of y’all are
With the Homestuck animation pilot announced, this is a good time to help this one circulate. His shop is still active!
This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet
Prospit and Derse
#jesse. jesse you have to kill me so i can god tier. you need to do this for me jesse im on my quest bed
it’s crazy to me that Homestuck has apparently influenced every single piece of media to come out of the mid 2010s and yet I have somehow never played an indie game that attempts to lift any of this sylladex shit for its inventory. there should be 10,000 games out there by now with inventory management systems even HALF as fucked up and evil as “items can only be stored in inventory slots equivalent to their name’s Scrabble score”
for the people in the notes who haven't read homestuck - this is one way inventory works, it is not the entire way
see, homestuck eventually becomes this massive narrative heavy emotional epic, but it didn't start that way
it started as a medium for jokes about computer programming
so characters' inventories, at the start, come from data structures, literally how computers store and retrieve data
stack modus means you have to pull your items out of your inventory one at a time from the most recent to the least recent, like a stack. queue works the other way, the accessible item is whatever was put into the queue first
tree if you wanna make life difficult for yourself, or you really like organising. hash table, as op said, assigns numerical values to each item (there are multiple settings on that one as to how each item is assigned a number), and you can only put items in slots that match their number
(array would work like a normal inventory but the characters find that boring so no one uses it)
it should also be noted that if you ever attempt to put an item in your inventory that won't fit, it will fire out any conflicting items at high speed, and weaponising your inventory is also a big thing in homestuck
and then as the plot goes on it becomes less focused on data structures and more on gimmicks. good at memory games? this one splits all your items into 2 cards and then hides them in a deck, find where the two cards are hidden to pull an item out. can talk to ghosts? try the oujia modus! how about one where you have a max physical space in your inventory and you have to tetris shuffle things around to fit? here's one where you can only put items in your inventory next to other items if they rhyme, so you have to figure out creative ways to name whatever you pick up. better at drawing than typing? just draw your item and let the pictionary modus figure out what item you want to retrieve! (results not perfect)
(here for a full list if you're interested)
it's also made clear in homestuck that you can pick up items without putting them into your inventory, but it's difficult and requires a fair amount of focus. the reason some characters choose not to put items in their inventory? their modus is really inconvenient to retrieve items from (or in the case of karkat's first one, it locks every item into a lockbox and then drops the lockbox in front of you. trying to put it back in your inventory just puts the box in a bigger box. eventually this broke a hole through his bedroom floor)
and yeah op's right, i would love to see the absolutely bullshit character specific inventories other things could come up with
how we feeling intermissionists
Happy 4/13!
Go check out my demonstuck cmv!
This is heavily inspired by @wolfpainters comic au from 10 years ago!
The best part about Homestuck was how it defied convention and ascended past the medium that it took place in. It’s what inspired me the most, honestly. It was wordy as all hell because it was mostly text chats that talked about insanely convoluted game mechanics and a lot of the character came from typing quirks and other ways to play with that medium (especially with characters like Doc Scratch or pretty much anything with the Felt).
What could possibly go wrong with adapting it into an animated series?
why am i so fucking sad about this actually like. the legacy cant be this. ive been a homestuck fan since 2013 its just been this niche online comic for coming of age turbo nerds that had a slow and painful death because people keep wanting to keep it alive on top of everything else the homestuck fandom is known for. I DONT BELONG HEREEEEE STOP trying to tie homestuck crossovers nto your other shit viv. she makes everything she touches nuclear toxic to interact with for some reason. and homestuck has an infamous fandom too but this will be in a way thats distinctly different from the old homestuck fandom because of the audience. im mourning a part of my teenhood rn :’( please let this webcomic just rest in peace. i dont want to distance myself from homestuck to avoid being labeled something im not. i still love these characters but man. we all thought an adaptation would have been cool remember that. but a finger curled on the monkeys paw….