Totally Not The Opposite Of Untitiled

So I am Will. My interests are of lazing around and playing video games. Just an intrest blog, I reblog anything that makes me laugh. Mostly game related.. Have an ask if you feel as such, Im open ears almost all the time. Tell me if tags are needed. Tally ho and what not.

[arcadebroke]

[lunaticobscurity]

[capriknight]

So I went to go shopping real quick and got back to a message in a chat at work that my boss said “Sorry I was out of pocket.” And I was like oh god what did I MISS. His next message comes in and he says “just had to go pick up my wife so I missed the meeting.”..... So today I learned my like 60 year old boss thinks OUT OF POCKET means being out of office and the amount of psychic damage he did to me by just saying it cannot be measured.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[distant-himejoshi]

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

Creator of this trend is aiming to end lives

[hubcaptastrophe]

[mememoonbeam]

[thesevenumbrellas]

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

[theknightswhotilrecentlysaidnee]

Every line in this video is iconic

[rootbeergoddess]

I would watch this drama 

[the-stray-liger]

Im sorry but the mental image of someone's packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick

[the-stray-liger]

Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club

[the-stray-liger]

Joke's on you all my posts are flops. You'll never get me

[the-stray-liger]

Uh oh.

[the-stray-liger]

your brain is filled with eyes op

[spaghettinatural]

your posts are flops huh?? you know what else flops?? a dick to the ground

[beardedmrbean]

[wafflebloggies]

[voxeldeath-deactivated20220518]

[kaban-bang]

[wildhumanhasappeared]

the what

[thunderwhenhepurrs]

*coughs* Friendly doll person here.

So Mattel came out with different Barbie body types a couple years ago, right? There’s your normal body, but there’s also Curvy, Petite, and Tall now.

Around the same time, they came out with the Made to Move body, which has a ton more articulation than your normal Barbie.

Customizers love the Made to Move body, because hey, a lot more fun positions to put a doll in for photographing. But now Mattel has started making the Made to Move dolls with the additional body types from above. We’ve gotten a Curvy Made to Move doll so far, afaik.

This Queen Elizabeth doll, though? Is the first time there’s been a Petite Made to Move body released by Mattel. So customizers were buying it up not out of any care about Queen Elizabeth — but they were buying it to pop her head right off and use the new body for other dolls!

[general-cerberus]

The thing i like the most about tumblr is learning tiny details about communities i would otherwise not even be aware of. thank you for this info

[kaity--did]

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

[kaity--did]

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

[kaity--did]

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

[inkloom]

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

[kaity--did]

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

[mangonetics]

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

[supreme-leader-stoat]

On it, boss!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Bad news, boss!

[mclennonyaoi]

this is objectively one of the worst opinions on history i’ve ever read thank you grimes.

[mclennonyaoi]

we need to disregard absolutely all historical accuracy and make history into a marketable fandom to sell more alexander the great plushies #profit!!!!!!

[psyduckz]

seeing reddit refugees repeatedly hit their post limits and comment their thoughts on every reblog is kind of refreshing. site migration be damned these guys know how to blog

[thisdarkhomeofghosts]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Reddit users on Tumblr:

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

1910s guy who calls including left-handed characters in stories forced diversity

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

what- what’s going on in taco bell?

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one