capriline.

sometimes I'm funny.

[animatedtext]

[nicostiel]

Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

[seraph-novak]

Crowley's expressions of love in season 2

Bonus:

[mens-rights-activia]

What if I told y’all the earth was a skinny legend and her waist was snatched to the gods. Then would y’all finally stan her and do more to fight global warming??? 🤔🤔🤔

[pissyelliott]

oh you want us to stan earth? name any of her number one singles……. that’s what i thought.

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m pretty sure Earth’s number one single is you, since no one wants to date a clown

[tchannel]

[whitechocolatem]

Hello crimestoppers, I’d like to report a fucking murder.

[sirenprince]

[doubleca5t]

Can I get a, uh, post?

[venort]

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[thewiglesswonder]

[squashfolded]

[0rki3]

[oonajaeadira]

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[fiddlepickdouglas]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[mwg-drwg]

They're releasing a new DVD

[fistthewizard]

When?

[mwg-drwg]

4 November 2008

[peachie-o]

pretend this is that gif of drake clapping i can’t find it

[mwg-drwg]

It's a bit hard to imagine actually

[orteil42]

boutta have myself a feast

[mooshroomi]

the reviews on it are … something

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

Looked at one of the biggest German recipe websites and turns out we also have it

Pasta water classic

Can also be used vegan

Hello!

I have changed the recipe slightly. Instead of a cooking pot, I used a grill. Unfortunately, first the water and then the spaghetti fell through the grill. Then I didn’t get round to salting the spaghetti. It was a complete disaster, but I’m not giving up!

Great recipe! It worked great and everyone liked it, but I made a few changes. First of all, I left out the pot and the water - no one in the family likes it. We left out the salt because that tastes weird too. We all went to the kebab shop and everyone ordered what they liked. It definitely gets 5 stars from me! Great!

[rachelmercer]

When to Close Your Eyes

[depsidase]

[swarnpert]

cinderella…

[kaijuno]

This comment has literally undone me

[bisexualwario]

last minute contender for tweet of the year

[arthurmorgans]

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

[stability]

[gayplanets]

[vaginawizard-deactivated2015111]