Awkward Banana Storm

New York's hottest blog is "Awkward Banana Storm". This blog has everything. TV shows, movies, and other fandoms sometimes. Excessive pictures of my current favorite thing. Maybe sometimes actual blog entries. You don't know. (It will mostly be weird ass text posts.) My name is Laura. 21 from USA. Please enjoy.

[shingojira]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

[musicalsarecrack]

students: *not sticking to the status quo*

the entire cafeteria:

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sleepallsummer]

archeologists: are you wearing the- 500-year-old skeleton found in the london river: the chanel boots? yeah i am

[givemeinternet]

[pelicanhypeman]

Lmao happy pride from Smash Mouth

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

can’t stop loving

medieval art

[dicksmasher]

who could forget such classics as

Fish with Human Feet, Disgruntled that Life on Land sucks Just as much as it did In Water

Nuns Enjoying Their Yearly Harvest

A moknkey doing That Thing whilst Hedgehog looks on

Forlorn Cat with Vulva plays Mandolin

Them

Queen Cheats on Husband with Weird Serpent Man

and my favorite

Derrick You Leave your Sister Alone she is Your Family Now

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

It’s Just a Flesh Wound

Man Is Weirdly Unimpressed by Thirteen-Armed Woman

Dude, Put Some Fucking Hose On!!!

This Guy

[thebeautifulspinster]

my cat collects my roommates’ socks and gives them to me as gifts, showing that a) she can provide for this family and b) she’s very concerned about keeping my feet warm

[thebeautifulspinster]

caught in the act.

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[sexygaylibrarian]

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

[dicklessturdpusher-blog]

[thequantumqueer]

this is the first piece of mcelroy content i ever saw, and literally everything since then has lived up to it

[rickriordanrevamp]

I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

[theequeerstrian]

What the FUCK

[nbvagabond]

[adhdmoi]

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sa2ha]

amazing

[captain-peculiar]

Anyone: Hey, do you have a minute? I need to talk to you.

Me, internally:

[dnald]

[dnald]

[stimmytyler-deactivated20200301]

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot

[typhlonectes]

AOC.