Every single day is a repetition of Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V

kate/♀

[princesskuragina]

Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[thefaeriefeatherdark]

You can just make up Knights of the Round Table by the way. People used to do it all the time.

[noncontusion]

i get so gay off that rumination and regret

[shuravf]

-Who's the most fun teacher of the whole Jianghu???!!

-MR. WEI STOP! PLEASE!!!

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

[ryebreadgf]

me legit

[knightclubbing]

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

[ninsiana0]

Read THE INCANDESCENT by Emily Tesh if you love messy bisexuals, magical schools, demon hunters, incredibly specific specialties, beautiful tattoos, containing multitudes, centuries of tradition, pastoral settings, class dynamics, tragic backstories, hot butches on bikes, and a gin & tonic.

Doctor Walden is the Director of Magic at Chetwood School and one of the most powerful magicians in England. Her days consist of meetings, teaching A-Level Invocation to four talented and chaotic sixth formers, more meetings, and securing the school's boundaries from demonic incursions. Walden is good at her job—no, Walden is great at her job. But when a new threat arises in the form of the ancient demon who has long waited patiently just beyond the school’s wards, even Walden and the aggressively competent Chief Marshal, Laura Kenning, may not be able to contain it. It’s Walden’s responsibility to keep her school with its six hundred students and centuries-old legacy safe. And it’s possible the entity Walden most needs to keep her school safe from—is herself.

[whellk1]

Maul on a child sized bicycle

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[imjunebitch]

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

[bloominflowers]

thinking about Shane's first pride night with the Centaurs ;u;

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[sharpestrose]

[pjharvey]

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

[thesinlesssinner]

My therapist always says “reading is a healthy hobby” and every time I’m like “girl not how I do it.”