Beardless Shitposting

[captain-nobeard]

Him

[mwagneto]

i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)

[captain-nobeard]

I didn’t see this last year so I’m scheduling it to post March 15th 2025 (it’s March 17 2024 rn)

[republicanidiots]

It's coming...

[mountainssugar]

screwubbaboo

[niinielscorner]

tag, you're it

[viva-uwu]

mentally im with him

[montyyy1202]

Who can you trust in this shattering dream?

[kokoasci]

90% of gamblers quit right before they win big

[hellenhighwater]

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

[hellenhighwater]

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

[hellenhighwater]

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

[hellenhighwater]

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

[hellenhighwater]

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

[hellenhighwater]

I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

It was actually $75.

The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

your gazelle has a pearl choker

[hellenhighwater]

That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.

[hellenhighwater]

Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.

Will update if he survives the kiln.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

[hellenhighwater]

I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!

[thebisexualwreckoning]

OP just wondering do you like have the closet to Narnia tucked in there somewhere?

[hellenhighwater]

Dude, c'mon, these things take time.

Give me a couple hours.

[hellenhighwater]

Okay!! We have doordrobe! It's not quite done but after nearly turning myself into an hellpancake while carrying this in from the garage to the house, I feel like I should call it a night.

Right now it's not going into a secret room (but the Angel of Death (And WiFi) behind it does have a secret compartment for my router? Does that count) but Malice and Vice are still exploring it like it's a whole new world.

The House of Horrors continues to be...well, exactly what it is.

[hellenhighwater]

Oh, no, all radioactive materials go in The Box.

[copp3rtop]

please explain. Do you actually have a lead lined box for radioactive objects, or are you just talking about the router behind the painting?

[hellenhighwater]

The Box.

[hellenhighwater]

Not people's teeth, no.

[chaoticgremlinmakingart]

Holy shit. This just keeps getting better and better. Absolutely marvelous house. What other treasures do you have in that house?

[hellenhighwater]

I recently got some very silly dishes and a telescope!

[hellenhighwater]

All of these accusations of witchcraft! As if the vibe in this house could be any more clearly Artificer.

[mattkenzie]

Tragikarp and Gyarabones (Water/Ghost)

[chai-teaparty]

[teamdarkdaily]

day 233: killer dodgeball

[saltyfinalboss]

troupe master grimm ✨🎪

[cheesebrackers]

Overthinker/has not had a single thought since creation

[dr-pipis]

can’t wait for the “char does brain surgery” chapter

[captain-nobeard]

She can be trusted with surgical tools

[just1cy]

Some sketches I coloured in a bit ago

[sharpedgedfool]

King Shadow

Close up for details cause they get left behind a bit. The proportions are a bit off but thats cause i re-did his stupid outfit like 4 times and by the time i zoomed out i was sick of revisions. This is one of two, I'm doin a Jester Sonic to go along with him soon