Shark Puppy

he/him | 20s | big fan of art/animation, I love sea creachers :3 | sideblog @heliophilestitches

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[yuhi-san]

Thats the context for this meme???

[titenoute]

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

[kstarlitchaotics]

I'm dying

[captain-paperclip]

Worlds dumbest fucking dog took his bedtime meds this morning

[wobbegong800]

some silly Phantom doodles

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[ngalitzine]

DOECHII for Cosmo ✨ (2025)

[corrodedparadox]

You almost make it too easy

[duketod]

[asepriterico]

[doberbutts]

I have a neighbor in her late 80s who I have lived next to for the past 4 years since I bought this house, that I have to re-introduce myself to every time she spots me outside. She remembers that I am her neighbor but cannot remember my name (unless she's talking to my partner, in which case she does remember my name but not his).

She has a truly ancient tiny dog whose pastimes include shitting on my driveway and picking fence fights with Fenris. Occasionally she will ask me to do his nails and he's actually wonderful for them so it takes like 3 minutes tops. She also will usually hand me whatever bill she has in her wallet for it- sometimes it's a 1, once it was a 50, usually it's like 5 bucks.

Now I have tried refusing her money and even gave the 50 back and wouldn't accept it. I then came home to the $50 bill taped to my back door the next day after work. So, you know, I'm kind of stuck accepting whatever she tries to give me because she WILL tape the money to my house somewhere otherwise.

(Once she gave one of her granddaughters a gift that required batteries and was distraught that it didn't come with any. Knocked on my door to ask if I had any. I haven't used my spare batteries in ages so I just gave her a whole pack. Refused to let her pay for them. Three days later a pack of batteries plus ten bucks was taped to my door. So this is not an uncommon occurance.)

Anyway this time she didn't have any money to pay because we're all fucking broke as shit on this block and she was really upset because his nails were starting to curl and once again I did them in like 3 minutes and when she apologized for not being able to pay me I just waved her off and told her not to worry about it.

I came home on Monday to my backyard being totally cleared of winter debris and the growing collection of winter dog shit as well as my fence repaired in two of the places that broke when the tree fell on it. I texted her adult son whose number I have and he confirmed he did it because he was happy that I helped his mom out with her dog. I tried to explain that it really does not take a lot to do the dog's nails but he similarly refused to hear it and said he'd be back in a few days to finish fixing the fence.

Idk why I thought he would be different from his mother. But I guess I get free fence repairs for the price of doing an old lady's dog's nails once every couple weeks to months.

[suzumori521]

ALBA

A drawing I did for a new business card.

[kply-industries]

*puts a disk in u*

[imat711yallneedanything]

Thank you

[thelostcanyon]

Sandhill Crane (Antigone canadensis), Willcox, Cochise County, Arizona.

[houndmother]

reject transgender liberalism! transsexuality is real! “nothing means anything” is a road that leads nowhere! dont do the transphobes work for them! demand the right to change sex! temper it for no one!

[houndmother]

you cant defend the right to change sex without the right to abortion and the right to use drugs and quite frankly the right to suicide and the right to tattoos and piercings and body modifications. you believe in bodily autonomy or you dont.

dont lose your voice by choking on your bigotry.

[tboy-trash]

please someone tell me how this is any different from cis transphobes going "you're so heckin valid (even though you're not a Real man/woman)"

[tboy-trash]

i think telling trans men they're not men in a way that counts is heinously transphobic actually. all these people are obviously transmisogynists as well but atp i'm marking them red for their good old fashioned transphobia too

[tboy-trash]

i've fought cis people who were dear to me for saying shit like this, why should i tolerate it from shitty dudes who, adding insult to injury, aren't just saying it because they're parroting the transphobic background noise of the world rn but to actively deny they benefit from transmisogyny??? fuck all the way off. i'm so tired of people on my asks telling me i should give more grace to ""my community"". these people are not my community and if i could i'd spit on every one of their faces until i died from dehydration

[tboy-trash]

lol can you tell i had a bad day at work

[closet-keys]

god, yeah. I'm getting so tired of this transphobic tactic of rhetorically pulling apart language around sexgender classing into imagined distinct "components" ("sex" and "gender" and "sociopolitical class") in order to argue that transness is meaningless.

male/man is a sociopolitical class within a patriarchal economic system. what would being a "man" even mean if it was distinct from its relational position in this sexgender hierarchy? what do these guys think manhood is? like they do not even offer a definition of what constitutes this ideal of "gender" that supposedly exists outside of social, political, and economic context.

this endless ''nothing means anything'' idealism as a tool for obscuring any analysis around sexgender in order to perpetuate transmisogyny without being held to account for it.. it's such a "I'd die before I hold solidarity with anyone" move.

transmisogynists are constantly broadcasting that they are more interested in opportunistic individualism than liberation. and then they are outraged whenever anyone notices.

[tboy-trash]

gender is what words you say to be niceys to people even though it is a core component of your political thought that people cannot meaningfully change their position in the sociopolitical class system based on assigned sex (but i'm not a terf). apparently.

fr it's just a "i'll use he or they pronouns for you but we all know you didn't really change your sex right?" and they expect us to be fine with that just to get the opportunity to punch down on trans women. it's infuriating.

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[fluff-e-boy]

Next yuri note ref sheet, presenting L “my only friend is a serial killer I am actively investigating” Lawliet