[knightofleo]

[nutmeg101]

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

[succubisexual-deactivated201803]

when u accidentally meet eyes with a random girl in a crowded place and she smiles at u > every romantic gesture a man has made and will make, ever

[charslander]

if someone ever asks you something you don’t wanna answer, just respond with “IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!!”

[charslander]

example: “are you a lesbian?” response: “IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?!” example 2: “did you do your homework last night?” response: “IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!!?”

[micdotcom]

Watch: Jessica Williams also explained how the message has been in Beyoncé’s music all along.

[aglionby]

[propisces]

Rami Kadi - Spring Summer 2014

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[taehvngbby]

♡ insp. from pantone

[shopmaturecontent-blog]

[captainamericassouflees]

High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.

Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.

Actual College Professor: lol same.

[etsyifyourenasty]

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[bunnyfood]

[gentlemanbones]

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

[eggtrolls]

god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys 

I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people’s glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct 

and one of my friends was like ‘ho what in god’s name are you doing’ 

and I didn’t know how to say I would rather slice of my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said ‘I’m toasting’ 

and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hell

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[invisiblelad]

I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this.