I've Got Nothing

Seth, 25, she/her, ace

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[tj-crochets]

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

[tj-crochets]

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

[tj-crochets]

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”  So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

[tj-crochets]

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

[tj-crochets]

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

[tj-crochets]

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

[tj-crochets]

Happy pride month!!

[murderofsomeone]

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

[alloutshirt]

no i didn’t skip that song because i don’t like it, i skipped it because i don’t have the emotional stability to listen to it now

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[artistredfox]

Audio transcription:

The song "Heads will roll" by yeah yeah yeahs plays in the background of the video. Lyrics are as follows;

Off, off with your head Dance, dance 'til you're dead (Dead) Heads will roll Heads will roll Heads will roll On the floor

The person on the left says: "This guys not tied to the r- Does- dude, this man's crazy, does he have a death wish or something? Oh my gosh. Doesn't he have like a wife and kids at home? Doesn't he have a husband and kids at home?"

[chickenscratcherart]

Just finished this 2 panel comic stuck in my backlog for months. Fuck 🧊

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

[dogpuppy]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[targetedknowledge]

[borderlands-disorder]

[muppetmagic]

the simpsons + my favorite lgbt+ moments

[ginsengstripper]

[nutongzhi]

[segamascott]

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.