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lastfmuser

“come to me. come to me. go go go go go go go go go go go go. here’s my sweetie, here’s my little girl“

sharlatan-ka

The Slavic world is 5,000 years ahead of Americans in being absolutely obsessed with cats

isnt

Wanna hear a sick tune I’ve been working on?

igivegoodhedge

Absolutely. I already love it.

meangirlnurse

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

brehaaorgana

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

meangirlnurse

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

meangirlnurse

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!)

brehaaorgana

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

meangirlnurse

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

dirtandleather-deactivated20171

i found my new favorite post on this website

miseducatedmelanicmuse

1, 8, 9

captainanthonyjones

1, 4, 6

spider-hands-mannos-deactivated

PETA

you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and euthanized them?

you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating “ We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn’t do as much work”?

you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls?

you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there were no adults looking?

you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian?

you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture wasn’t even real?

you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context?

Because I remember. I remember everything.

And I’m gonna make sure everyone else remembers too.

ourladyofpainourladyofdreams-de

Why would they kill pit bulls they’re sweeties

spider-hands-mannos-deactivated

Because PETA does not care about animals. they do not care that these dogs live and breathe and feel and want love like every other dog. they do not care about the history of human/dog bonding and co-evolution, they do not care that dogs and human beings have relied on each other for millennia, they do not care that its cruel and morally repugnant to put down an animal just because you can, they do not care about animals.

PETA cares about money and publicity, its a corporation run by a psychopath who is afraid of pitts as it states in the link: she was apparently bit by one, and now she hates them.

PETA doesn’t give a rats ass about animals. They just want to kill and make money off of idiots who fall of their spiel.

ourladyofpainourladyofdreams-de

Some celebs support them

i-n-m-h

ah c’mon, dear-tumb1r, I think you’re being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETA’s done some questionable things, but it’s not like they’ve also

-spread false information about milk causing autism based on outdated bullshit information

-used holocaust imagery to compare the meat industry to concentration camps (no pictures)

-used a young man’s brutal death as a way to say “yeah that’s awful but it happens to animals every day and nobody cares about that” (tw: no pictures but the way the guy died is described and it is really horrible)

-dressed up in KKK robes and protested outside of the Westminister Dog Show to protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw: racism)

-offered to pay the water bill for literally the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if and only if they all went vegan for a month (tw: self-righteous shitheads)

-and they definitely didn’t have two of their workers accept perfectly healthy animals from an animal hospital, with the implication that they would give them good homes, clarify that these animals were all healthy and well-tempered, and then euthanized them all in the back of a kill-van before dumping their dead bodies behind a grocery store (tw: PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal death)

-and they totally didn’t get off pretty much scot-free for it because PETA has loads of money and lawyers to defend themselves, which coincidentally might be why the Cerate family hasn’t seen justice for their kidnapped and murdered dog, Maya. (tw: animal death)

Nah. PETA’s not that bad.

(/the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, I am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do I fucking hate PETA)

spider-hands-mannos-deactivated

Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA?

I will make sure everyone fucking remembers what you’ve done.

spider-hands-mannos-deactivated

Bringing it back, because it’s charity season and people need to know NOT to give charity to these fuckers.

bedbugbiting

My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

bomberqueen17

I searched and searched for the post this graphic was from, and the OP deactivated, but I kept the graphic, because my BFF does the same thing, uses her imagination to come up with the worst pain she can imagine and pegs her “10″ there, and so is like, well, I’m conscious, so this must be a 5, and then the doctors don’t take her seriously. (And she then does things like driving herself to the hospital while in the process of giving birth. Probably should have called an ambulance for that one!)

So I found this and sent it to her. Because this is what they want to know: how badly is this pain affecting you? Not on a scale of “nothing” to “how I’d imagine it’d feel if bears were eating my still-living guts while I was on fire”.

I hate reposting stuff, but I’ll never find that post again and OP is deactivated, so, here’s a repost. I can delete this later, i just wanted to get it to you and I can’t embed images in a chat or an ask.

derryderrydown

This is possibly why it took several weeks to diagnose my fractured spine.

petralemaitre

Pain Scale transcription:

10 - I am in bed and I can’t move due to my pain. I need someone to take me to the emergency room because of my pain.

9 - My pain is all that I can think about. I can barely move or talk because of my pain.

8 - My pain is so severe that it is difficult to think of anything else. Talking and listening are difficult.

7 - I am in pain all the time. It keeps me from doing most activities.

6 - I think about my pain all of the time. I give up many activities because of my pain.

5 - I think about my pain most of the time. I cannot do some of the activities I need to do each day because of the pain.

4 - I am constantly aware of my pain but can continue most activities.

3 - My pain bothers me but I can ignore it most of the time.

2 - I have a low level of pain. I am aware of my pain only when I pay attention to it.

1 - My pain is hardly noticeable.

0 - I have no pain.

gallusrostromegalus

This scale was SUPER helpful in getting my diagnosis/proper attention from the ER doctors this week. Even if you can’t remember the numbers, it’s helpful for doctors if you tell them “My pain is/isn’t impairing my ability to move or think”

optimysticals

This is super helpful.

the-treasures-untold-deactivate

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate

welcome2khaos

oh god why is this me lol help

olivialovesleggings-deactivated

I’m so glad this came back into my life

imoverallofit

“Obese.”

trashboat

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

trashboat

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

chaines7321-blog

Cis person: Have you had/Do you plan on getting “THE surgery”?

Trans person:

so-long-yall-deactivated2015020

“magic isn’t real"

oh yeah???? i cant hear you over the sound of all this sick witchcraft i’m doing

Saitama: *is holding Genos in parts after a battle*

Genos: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Saitama: No, it's like holding a couple of grapes.

electrikenite-deactivated201506

“Innocent animals” Are there guilty animals I wonder if birds sell cocaine

leembutt

Some are quack dealers

electrikenite-deactivated201506

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

dogecoin-verycurrency

enterheavenalive

Omg he has something important to tell us!!! What did u see!!!

impulsiveinsomniac

@ganjapotweed

#dog #doggy

30-something-englishman

Suffocation

Boiling water, bubbles burst. Interruption cuts the ear and tilts the heart. Silent noises all around, crawling up to my neck, getting closer until I can't breathe. Twisted is my mind, shouts and screams to where nobody will ever know. I have to go, time squeezed the rest of me.