I am made of memories

El. 22. Austin.

[justcatposts]

“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

(Source)

[mikkeneko]

oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night

[aletheyass]

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

[tiktokmuseum]

fake horse adventures

[just30ratsinatrenchcoat]

Imagine if you saw a fucked up human like this I would kick their ass too

[transkelsier-m-deactivated20211]

oh to be a reclusive beacon lighter on a secluded mountain top waiting for gondor to call for aid

[salvadorbonaparte]

Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

[salvadorbonaparte]

If anyone wants to know which languages I have represented so far:

These mostly reflect my own interests so if you’re missing a particular language I can try and find it but the lack of variety stems pretty much just from the fact that this is my personal collection.

[salvadorbonaparte]

I have added Romanian, Portuguese, Finnish, Cherokee and Cantonese

[everythingfox]

Sky puppies

[socialistexan]

[unclefather]

[incorrect-kquotes]

SM: We’re planning on debuting a new unit this year, NCT J.

NCT:

SM: The members will be Johnny, Jaehyun, Jungwoo, Jeno, Jaemin, Jisung, and hmm…

SM: Jark.

Mark: Fuck me.

[badjokesbyjeff]

What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

[garbageb0y-stinkman]

change your fucking url jeff

[corn-fused]

Bridgerton characters as John Mulaney quotes

Simon

Daphne

Anthony

Eloise

Colin

Benedict

Marina

Penelope

[anyataylorjoy]

Bridgerton (2020-) + The Onion Headlines 1/?

[captainbucky]

Are u an inclusionist

What do u mean

[tikkety-tok]

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

[daisyannewinchester]

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

[seakingmario]

[tarynel]

DECEPTION!!!! DISGRACE!!!!

[morphmaker]

The Triwizard Tournament x The Great British Bake Off

[rhymneybelle]

[kaori-kai]

baekhyun ⋆ burberry x harper’s bazaar #useyourfreedom digital project

[thenatsdorf]

Abort mission, agent compromised!