I mean. But, yeah.

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[futurama]

my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts

[homoidioticus]

Commenters praise the girls frugality

[bace-jeleren]

[secretgarden]

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!

[dogpuppy]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[orochislayer]

christian guy: god has chosen to give me a male body and a deep voice, so that makes me a man

atheist guy: it is societal circumstances have contrived to only give me haircuts, clothes, and photos of myself that I don't like

agnostic guy: no one knows why I like this big hoodie so much

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[dontbreakthechain]

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

[idabbleincrazy]

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[8nin]

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

[beadyeyes]

Heartwarming: he will never be happy

[dogpuppy]

[pansyfemme]

you try to give me head under my desk but im a clumsy beadwork artist and im just dropping beads on you over and over

[whenimyoungandtrue]

???!!!????!?

[velvetcloak]

Brooch by Marcus & Co., 1900. The Newark Museum of Art.