Stuff and Things

30ish yrs. She/her pronouns. I say stuff about things in my life. I like to see a sense of adventure, puns, silly things, and thoughtfulness in both myself and others. I try to be respectful. I learn from my failures. I am an experience. I'm trying to be a good experience.

[thedankmemes]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.

[lavalampadvocate]

[sandmandaddy69]

[jimbenton]

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans.

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

Ok I just now noticed the birds. I thought this was just a comic about bread and respectful distance. I stand with my point though.

[roseillith]

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

[drchucktingle]

what the heck

what the heck is this tumblr ok then

[daughterofscotland]

Oh. Oh boy.

[jmtorres]

dear two time hugo finalist chuck tingle,

we love you here. your style of posting will fit right in we’ve been sharing your tweets via screencap for ages

[laurashapiro-noreally]

This is my favorite thing that has happened on the internet today.

[mens-rights-activia]

[neuronary]

if i sell nudes to pay for top surgery can i call them limited edition

[neuronary]

uh oh

[neuronary]

alright fuck it. yous have blown up my notifications for three days. put your money where your mouths are.

 i’m getting top surgery in january. i need to get £1500 together by christmas to have the full cost saved up. i will be taking 150 pictures of my boobs and printing them as physical photographs so this shit really is limited edition. 50 will be sexy, 50 will be goofy, and 50 will be themed. they will come with stickers and a thank you note. they will not have my face in them. these fuckers will be paying rent in their final months so help me god.

the pictures will be available for purchase from the 20th of november for one month only. details to follow.

if anybody is feeling generous before that time, my paypal is [email protected]. i really sincerely appreciate anything anyone can give, so thank you so much.

 to put that big number in context, if everyone who has liked this post was able to donate £1, i would have more than enough to afford the surgery.

[neuronary]

hey so like. if you rbd the original please also reblog this version.

[destructions-daughter]

to all the people who may be coming back here from twitter in light of elon’s purchase:

[paladitos]

[zwoelffarben]

Breaking: Neil Gaiman is cheating on Tumblr with Twitter.

[drunkwario-deactivated20210407]

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

[airspaniel]

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

[sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain]

i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hey its the post i based this off of

[freyfromthea]

as in the letter is strong or the pigeon is strong? o_o

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yes

[blueinaseaofred]

Jesus Christ

[blueinaseaofred]

It’s more than 1000 pages long!! Does she not have an editor or does her editor hate her??? Currently has 2.5 stars on Amazon with 4 reviews.

[pelicanhypeman]

[fandomsandfeminism]

This is so embarrassing.

I saw people talking about this in the morning. I literally spent all day assuming it was the Onion or something similar.

You're telling me this is *real*? 😬

[captainheadbird]

JK writing her new oppressionfantasy: "and then they were all like-

[toastbutteregg]

[funnytwittertweets]

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[crochetcockring]

losing it at this

[headspace-hotel]

This literally sounds like a welcome to night vale segment