Confessions of a Walmart Employee

The stories from my enslavement at Walmart

[bibliophile1887]

[yaggol-deactivated20150816]

FUCK YES

[saiyanheretic]

There’s ‘black comedy’ and then there’s M*A*S*H.

[randomgifgirl]

always reblog MASH, it deserves more on tumblr

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Always reblog War is war and hell is hell

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Fun fact, the DVD box sets have an option turn off the laugh track and it makes it a much more somber and enlightening social commentary. Cause it may be set in the Korean War, but it’s really about the Vietnam War.

[elthara]

I feel like M*A*S*H is one of those series that never actually goes out of date. Everyone should see it.

[programmerhumour]

VLC Media Player has encountered a problem with windows.

[moosefix]

Welcome to the gun show 

[kingtacoyaki-deactivated2018072]

@_@

[kiraririn]

@kumasenpai

[kumasenpai]

Pleaseee

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Holy fuck

[dryadbrat]

hey watter u guys doin

[bughaze]

Just serve him another drink already…

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[prokopetz]

Honestly, the whole Tumblr flagging debacle reminds me of nothing so much as the official White Wolf forums back in the 1990s, whose automatic profanity filters were so overzealous that they ended up censoring terminology from some of their own games.

(For the uninitiated, the starkest example was probably the filter that automatically converted “ass” to “butt”, including when the string A-S-S appeared as part of another word. The trouble is that White Wolf’s most popular game, Vampire: The Masquerade, included in its lore a prominent vampire clan called the Assamites, who stock-in-trade was assassination. Under the forum’s profanity filter, players were reduced to referring to them as the Buttamites, and their missions as – you guessed it – buttbuttinations.)

[cosmictuesdays]

A clbuttic mistake.

[badjokesbyjeff]

Three college graduates—one in Math, one in Engineering, and one in Economics—sit for a job interview.

The question they’re all asked is “What’s 2+2?”

The Math graduate goes to the whiteboard, fills it with a proof, and concludes that, “A solution exists.”

The Engineering graduate consults his addition tables, writes some calculations down, graphs his results, and says, “3. But we’ll make it 5 just to be safe.”

The Economics graduate locks the door behind him, closes the curtains over the windows, and finally whispers, “How much do you want it to be?”

[bixbiboom]

If you won’t talk to your kids about Dungeons & Dragons… who will?

[dr-archeville]

“The first roll’s free…”

[mochachocolatteyaya]

©Her IG

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ap-kinda-lit]

Same energy

[castielsteenwolf]

one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”

[deffinitelynobody]

My dad has a hard time playing magic the gathering with me cause he’s a dealer at a casino, and I see his soul leave his body every time I shuffle my cards.

[perlukafarinn]

every time supernatural references fortnite i think of that screencap with steve buscemi going ‘what’s up fellow kids’

[gallifreyanwriter]

Every time they do WHAT

[curseworm]

does mace work on birds

[curseworm]

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

[curseworm]

time sensitive question please respond

[teathattast]

[peychemilke]

Fucking prepare yourself for this one

[porterr-robinson]

[diagnosis-prognosis-psychosis]

in hanks fucking voice, too

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is one the border between Forks, WA where Twilight is set, and La Push, WA, which is better in every way, mostly because it has a kickass burger joint (in the background) and it’s near the most beautiful beach I’ve been to in my entire life.

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[ask-genie]

Put him in your coat!!

[you-do-not-know]

BABY ;___;

[insincere-engineer]

idk if y’all americans and that know this, but in Australia instead of snow at christmas we get these lil shiny bugs everywhere and they’re attracted to the christmas lights and we call them christmas beetles

and despite being australian they don’t bite or anything they just crawl around on your hand and it’s such a good and pure feeling and yeah

[cryoverkiltmilk]

‘despite being australian’

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“We know what your thinking but this does not want to kill you”