Screw drugs, I have
Sea salt and vinegar chips

Andulka
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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occasionally subtle
hello vonnie
Peter Solarz
$LAYYYTER

Janaina Medeiros
Cosmic Funnies

shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON

JBB: An Artblog!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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taylor price

titsay

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@captainjstarr
Screw drugs, I have
Sea salt and vinegar chips
my foolproof rule for befriending straight boys is that they simply have to be more muppet than they are man. it has not failed me yet
What do you call a fish that swims?
What puki?
Fish
You see. Because that's what fish normally do
I love them almost as much as Ford loves Fidd’s banjo playing <3 one note and I’ll ink it
The eroticism of the photon. She is everywhere, she exists as everything, but she's too shy to show her face. She is vastly powerful and could kill you in an instant, and like an angel you cannot look too closely. She is the universe and she is subatomic and she is a butterfly's wing. To touch her is to kill her. When you reduce her from trillions to one, reality starts glitching. You can't possibly get one-on-one time with a photon. When the door closes and it's just you two in the room, you absorb her-- cannibalize her with your gaze before you both have time to do anything. And then reality goes back to normal.
She doesn't even have the showmanship to bleed when she dies. She just vanishes, and you're left wondering if she was ever there in the first place. You forgive her for this. You're in love, after all.
You could let her be in her wave. Or do you let your obsession consume her, strip her down until she's nothing, and then even less?
"LIKE FATHER, LIKE BROTHER, LIKE SON, LIKE DAUGHTER"
AF attack for @/captainstarr_ on Instagram
Background photo by Paul Melki (Unsplash)
Literally obsessed in love fantastic wonderful Amazing
Took three vitamins instead of two. The devil is coming for me
Hyperfixation hit so hard I’m not sure I’m breathing normal air
so. given decapitation is head removal. is adding an extra head to someone capitation, or is just restoring their head capitation.
Tagged with “recapitation”?; CRAZY thing to see in the wild. I have an oc story I’ve been building in my head for 8+ years and a lot of it centers around “recapitation” which was a phrase that made 12 year old me feel like Tolkien after coming up with it. Anyway no point to this it’s just fun seeing your favorite made up word out in the free air
draw the squad like this (drawfee collection)
Had a story epiphany tonight. For the first time in months, I broke through a narrative barrier that had been standing in my way of figuring out my story’s timeline. Why did I have this epiphany? Because I was supposed to be writing a paper. Apparently, the only way I can think of any ideas is if I’m supposed to be thinking about literally anything else. Oh well
Mr. Sc
He’s coming
He’s on his way
To
twist it
Mr. S
You’d better watch
he won’t
know
your crack
I tried to be like grape jelly
but all the toast was too bad
so I tried a little cherry
I’ve gone pastry mad
I could be blue I could be blue I could be blueberry pie
Listening to the Living Tombstone just to Feel Something
I finally made an actually relevant meme
No I totally didnt make this with MNOG1 first but then realized someone already made that as a meme and I even reblogged it before making this and then quickly changed it to MNOG2, what are you talking about
I've been followed by seventeen porn bots in the past six days. My gaggle of bitches, gather around and hear the legend of the BIONICLE
If nobody got me, I know that the 15 porn bots that just followed me out of nowhere got me