[wlw]

someone: *genuinely cares about my self-destructive ass*

me:

[1980vibes]

[pisswizzard]

Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.

[novellaqueen]

but mom, i don’t wanna be an adult anymore. i wanna be the goblin king. the glitter?? the drama?? that collar?? those eyebrows?? making it impossible for guests to get to my house by putting it in the middle of an actual labyrinth?? i’m perfect for the job

[beigepowerranger-deactivated201]

[bitchycode]

“Why you so shy” bitch I just met you 13 mins ago relax

[a-mini-a-day]

[souffle-etc-deactivated20170610]

meep meep pleas scuse

[loafinglizards]

It’s like you got em from a very small home depot

[thursday]

is it just me or does new year’s eve feel weird this year

[morefunthanb4]

[macleod]

PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE THIS NEW YEARS!

Take a free Uber instead. Use promo code: 0va97

Reblog to save a life.

[notarobot1006]

They also give you $10 off a ride with the promo code  SAFESTART2017 on their app.

link

[k00l-kat]

Ya dont get arrested like I did for even having just one drink, it wasnt fun

[naik2seki]

ive been depressed ever since I heard Akon - Lonely at 9 years old

[qh-deactivated20170215]

[yonkou]

who wanna kiss me under the cameltoe <3

[trjoel]

[sixpenceeeaesthetic]

[sharingflannelswithsatan]

[sleepin]