bigdavedave

Dave. Any pronouns. 23.

[cake-crumbs]

Rocky now in chonker form! This one was another custom commish for a d20 chonk die.

[hollis-art]

this will be a real postcard soon... stay tuned

[bulkhummus]

rocky gifting loved ones with mobility aids has been on my mind lately

[chipjrwibignaturals]

wanted to prove my own post ^^

(footage taken from slimecicle and rtgame)

[yoshidatommy]

The little aliens meme but Jalim

[kuneh0s]

a crabble a day..

[an-unfortunate-bard]

I don't know why i made this

[kikisgate]

Try to slap his hand now

[crazy-brazilian]

[unclefather]

don’t objectify him

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[the-seelie-court-official]

i hate the phrase 'none of these words are in the bible' because it's either true for Every word in the english language (the bible wasn't originally in english) or for None of them (i could translate the bible badly enough to contain any word at all)

[bible-word-counter]

i hate the phrase 'none of these words are in the bible' because it's either true for Every word in the english language (the bible wasn't originally in english) or for None of them (i could translate the bible badly enough to contain any word at all)

✝️ Thirty-six of these words are in the Bible! ✝️

[the-seelie-court-official]

what translation

[bible-word-counter]

King James Version 👍

[the-seelie-court-official]

do you not consider the word 'bible' on the cover and title pages to be in the bible?

[bible-word-counter]

[gideonthe9]

dana akdjfjckfjfm

[nico-verde]

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

[akiradachi]

the

what

[nico-verde]

[lesiasmadness]

I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I've even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can't let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I'm laughing about

[effemimaniac]

idgaf what college those girls went to get your damn shoes off the bed!!

[y-counter]

1

[effemimaniac]

nothing wrong with me

[soranatus]

Jesus and Joseph modern day By Bruce Fahy

[postoctobrist]

I think lesbian chasers are kinda hot, I've had some mindblowing sex with girls who were absolutely fetishizing me, dunno if I should feel good about that or not

Been right there with you. And honestly? I salute them

[postoctobrist]

FEMALE CHASER: you’re like the perfect form. a beautiful blend of man and woman. I used to fantasise about people like you existing. you’re so brave and perfect and you’re my good girl and everything’s going to be okay forever I promise

MALE CHASER: will you dress like my daughter

[demonprincex]

this is so funny to read as a gay trans masc because my experience happens to be like

Male Chaser: you are an otherworldly creature of pure light. i cant believe i am getting to have sex with you right now. your body and what it can do is incredible. i can barely contain myself. would you like to ride on my sibian for hours while i fetch you various beverages from my fridge.

Female Chaser: *rubbing my arms greasonously like theyre trying to start a fire* I just broke up with my boyfriend and im ready to Experiment

[smokeandjollyranchers]

Crying in the club this morning because my cats enjoy our gossip sessions as much as I do 🥺

[pissvortex]

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

[pissvortex]

and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this

[aberrantemotion]

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign

[dearbisexual]

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

[dearbisexual]

for some reason, with this website, i was able to complete small tasks ive been fruitlessly bugging myself to do for weeks??

anyway, i feel almost good now :^)

[dearbisexual]

im glad this got some notes!!!! i hope it helps y’all find some measure of peace or comfort <3

[flavoracle]

Reblogging for my own reference later, and in case it benefits anyone else reading this.

[frostedshadow]

@bzagender @blarghyblergh