*TARDIS whooshing*

[frigbob]

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

IT’S NOT PITCH BLACK AT 4 PM ANYMORE

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

IT’S NOT PITCH BLACK AT 5 PM ANYMORE

[rubensmuse]

in honor of the Lilo & Stitch remake being a huge piece of shit here's a comic about what the original meant to me as an 8 year old

[futw]

Villanelle + hands

[notearsnora]

No matter the universe, Glinda will always look at Elphaba with love.

[jamjoob]

The architect & historian

[sebby1986]

They’re literally so perfect 🥺

[jesse-pinko]

Has this been done yet

[escuerzoresucitado]

[asskylosaurus]

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

[fuitgummyworm]

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

[fantasticmojo47]

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

[odin-n-out]

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[moonlightsdreaming]

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[thecooler]

They should invent a falling asleep that is easy

[kushblazer666]

[vexwerewolf]

I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.

[thenighttrain]

the poetry of debut starting with "when you think tim mcgraw, i hope you think my favourite song" - hoping that a song by another artist reminds him of her. and then ending with our song, a song that is fully theirs because she's heard every album and listened to the radio but nothing was as good as "our song"!! it's such a genius way of connecting the start and the end of the album, i love you debut

[athetos]

They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore

[athetos]

I need everyone to know that 2 months after I made this post, Shinzo Abe was killed with the Splatoon weapon.

If we bring this back, maybe we can make the funniest possible outcome right before the US election.

[athetos]

You have no idea what it’s like to not have wifi for 6 hours only to come home to half your friend group DM-ing you and asking if you have an alibi with no further context and this

[brilarsn]

it feels unamerican to try to kill someone with a gun and miss, if i’m honest