when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to
audio: [so‿ɡ̊o ˈbæʔ t̯ʊ̆‿ðᵊ ˌǁ͜klə̃ː˧˨ə́b̚]
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

if i look back, i am lost
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@captainsexkitten
when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to
audio: [so‿ɡ̊o ˈbæʔ t̯ʊ̆‿ðᵊ ˌǁ͜klə̃ː˧˨ə́b̚]
im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware
nods serenely
sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time
puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?
therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?
me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality
therapist: no
The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain
EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME
these ai profile pics y’all are using are ugly and killing the planet and i want to kick you in the head for wasting water on such a dumb fucking thing !!
ai profile pic on the most artistically whimsical site on the internet is crazy
She bounce on my thingy till I'm naught but dust
Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall
how it's feeling rn
yeah i get wet from kissing so what
that was wildly inappropriate of you. I think I’m in love with you
give HER head while SHE plays video games
happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate