The Slamsman Rides Again

Sometimes I post stuff, probably mostly stupid memery, with occasional tabletop games, video games, Puzzle and Dragons, anime, and other assorted weeaboo garbage.

[officialunitedstates]

On December 17, 2018, our Community Guidelines will change and adults will no longer be allowed on Tumblr.    

[razzledazzy]

someone: repeating things that reinforce a negative self view and world outlook such as the oh so popular tumblr niche of nihilistic ‘i want to die and everything is awful’ “jokes” me, in recovery, trying not to get dragged into that with them:

[pointnclick]

isn’t this what Julius Caesar said to the Roman senate

[catchymemes]

[uwu2232133-deactivated20201209]

detective pikachu looks really good

[mjalti]

I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not

[manrepellent]

[dalmascandwarf]

I wish my mom had called the news every time an adult made fun of my name when I was child

[teathattast]

[yellingatmytv-deactivated202209]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[mousetrapreplica]

[acebycircle]

[thexfl-deactivated20220712]

[safetytank]

[kyonko802-deactivated20181217]

Me: these companies should stop treating the people that give them money like trash

Funnymen: gamers rise up lmao shut up virgin

[da-moose-mcgillycuddy]

Defending multi-million dollar companies ran by businessmen to own the gamers.

[askiathedickhead]

This might actually be worse than the infinity stones thing lmao

[hotvampireadjacent]

[rvexillology]

Flag of 2500% zoomed in Ecuador

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Top comment: Didn’t know the flag of Ecuador had a mii on it

[rvexillology]

[despazito]

[pepsi-mann-deactivated20181205]

Draw worst Gamestop customer

I made this after working Black Friday

[carnival-phantasm]

Bethesda: Fuck you. We are going to dump radioactive waste around the homes of everyone who bought Fallout 76 and hopefully give you cancer. We are hiring big buff dudes covered in green body paint to beat up all of you who bought the Power Armor Edition and then shit inside your cheap T-51 helmets. Todd Howard himself is already on his way to kick your pets. Eat a ghoul dick. Fuck you.

Bethesda fanboys: Thank you so much for improving our immersion, Bethesdaddy! You are the best! Are you releasing some DLC any time soon?? Pls respond…

[poketcg]

illus. Naoki Saito

[transpondster]

[super-affection]

this is absolutely the most controversial and bravest thing any one has ever said about zombie land saga i’m losing my mind

[captain-ameriadoc-brandybucky]

(2018)

[heliosapphic]

Me, age 12:

Me, age 22: