Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin’
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort
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@captaintetsu
Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin’
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort
if 1d toured together and could only sing three songs off mitam, which songs would you want them to sing??
i really want two friends who will “beastie boy” my dialogue by yelling rhymes after I say everything
me: im going to the store to get some WATER
them: SOFIA COPPOLA IS FRANCIS FORD’S DAUGHTER
remember when stephanie meyers was so desperate to tie up the loose ends of her love triangle that the paired off the extra dude with the couple’s newborn baby
2019 in 4 months
this post gave me a seizure
Chicago, Illinois - June 30 (via @thejedistyles)
Kiwi, 30/06
literally When will ANYTHING EVER slam harder than Cascada’s Everytime We Touch
barely conscious steve harrington waking up to the car being driven by a middle schooler
people keep talking about Steve as if he was the biggest asshole is s1 and is only now a lovable character after his “””redemption””” in s2 but like?? Steve’s an idiot but has been Good since season 1. he broke Jonathan’s camera? maybe a bit of an overreaction but Jonathan was taking creepy ass pictures of Nancy, plus he bought him a new one for Christmas to make up for it. he immediately went back to help clean up the movie theatre and after he realized how wrong he was and always just wanted nancy to be happy
please stop acting like he was The Asshole™ of s1 because he absolutely wasn’t.
ios users fucking beware!!!!!! if you send a shocked emoji to someone on android, it looks like a tired sigh to them!!!!
thats right, the two largest mobile phone companies in the world agreed that these two faces convey the exact same emotion!
Good morning to Harry Styles only
Happy Birthday! Kanemaru!!
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