Sleepy

👹I want pyrokinesis n' a body that doesn't hurt👹 20's They/Them•BLM•ACAB•DNI:TERFS/Bigots•

[skleech]

they are tossing this man around like a beanbag in ways you would not believe

[bogmonstergirl]

I wanna go to the wolf academy...

[bungcar]

[deareadersmanuscript-deactivate]

This is the cutest and you will not convince me otherwise.

[wordfather]

i had a coworker who had such a strong sense of smell that she could tell when people were on their periods and publically called them out on it, so i started calling her the Bloodhound which she didnt appreciate for some reason. girl you made this bed im just decorating it

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[omgbuglen]

Deer running from a flying squirrel as caught on a trail camera

[thomas-bxngxlter-deactivated201]

everything about this picture is goddamn intense as fuck 

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[gasterofficial]

[shanetism]

[windydraws-disco]

@shit-kim-kitsuragi-would-say

[gremlininho]

[harsh-noise]

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

[gremlininho]

all ads are malicious

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.