The Probably Maybe

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[priorwalterxxxii]

only posting abt my most base needs at this point im hungry and i want to get drunk and also would eventually like someone i want to be sexually attracted to me too but thats not urgent i guess

[archivebottles]

finally able to draw archive 81 fanart! here’s some dans bc i like him

[quinnred]

My quickly sketched answer to an ancient and deep question: “What if a t’rex and an ape switched their evolutionary places?”

[nicer-nowhere-deactivated202001]

Came up something not too dissimilar from the first once

[quinnred]

This is one of the best additions to a post I’ve gotten. The world requires more theropod apes/post-humans.

[dimetrodone]

Mine ended up just being the world’s weirdest baboon

[foulserpent]

h

[despazito]

what about lesser apes and lesser theropods

[spaghettibastard]

Cretaceous Ape

[crabdominalpain]

Feed Fruit.

[bugcthulhu]

The rainforest vibrates to bass giggles

[an-evolved-dinosaur]

You know that lip thing apes do? I remember.

[the-blonde-goblin]

uuuuhhhhhh what abt quadroped sauropods

[quinnred]

An Orangutops

[pickle-kun]

Might as well add this one.

[skribblegurl]

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[heywriters]

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

[bumblewyn]

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

[rosenkranz-does-things]

I honestly don't know if he deserves any of this. Not with everything he's done. But no matter how it starts, no matter how it all turns out for us - it can still end with love. Can't it?

It can end with love, and it can end with kindness. Even as the jaws are closing.

[jmjerror]

[wizardhecker]

I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

[lucyvaleheart]

I agree with literally everything op is saying and I don't want to detract from their point but this website here, specifically for mobile games (though they intend to eventually branch out to other types) is creating a database that flags those exact types of predatory things. It also flags games as safe, so if you want to look for safe mobile games this is an invaluable resource.

https://www.darkpattern.games/

It also has definitions, explanations, and examples of all the different types of psychological manipulations games pull on the website so if anyone ever tries to give you "just don't spend money, it's easy" you can send them this

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[oroborochi]

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

[disastrousqueer]

i need that

[disastrousqueer]

holy shit i got two?? i feel so special rn

[leftyluci]

Please

[leesacrakon]

I need

[almndmilknhoney-deactivated2023]

🅱️lease

[foreverwcnter]

someone made my day with this

[amxiety84]

Please I need it

[amxiety84]

It works for sure!!!

[littlemisspoltergeist]

whoop

[cursedcatpictures]

omgggg please

[earwigcrisis-deactivated2020052]

Toolin’ around with some good aliens

[monstatron]

i made a monsterverse oc because kotm releases tomorrow. so why not make my own titan? his name is ravago. below is if he were to have a monarch file. i finally have a monsterverse oc  after wanting to make one since 2014 😂

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[sablingart]

Gastly family again!

[catbatart]

So I just HAPPENED to log in when I saw this gem! And I decided it’s time to do a fun 666…6 GIVEAWAY!

Some of you might be familiar with my series of The Seven Princes of Hell (and their corresponding sins.) Asmodeus, Beezlebub, Belphagor, Lucifer, Mammon, Satan, and Leviathan! Painted with coffee and watercolor, these baddies are meant to be something of a field guide to Hell! (Images below the cut!) THE PRIZE: -The first place winner will receive A full set of all seven 11x17″ mini posters -Two second place winners will recieve A full set of all seven 6x9″ prints

THE RULES: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! - Three winners will be selected via Random.Org on May 25th! 

***IMPORTANT NOTE ON INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING*** - I am willing to pay up to $20 shipping on these. If you know for a fact that your country has hugely expensive shipping to/from the US, please be cautioned. If shipping is more expensive than that and you are a winner, I will still send them to you, but I’ll need you to pay the shipping difference. Apologies for the inconvenience! I don’t want to exclude anyone who wants them, especially if they’re overseas and can’t get to NA conventions to buy, but I once had a giveaway winner whose shipping costs were over $110, and I can’t have a repeat of that!

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[castles-in-the-grave]

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[katebushconfidence]

The new thing I do when I procrastinate is look up “school project” on youtube and set it to most recent. Many hidden gems in there

Like the genius of this. Yet only 9 views. smh

2 dislikes. the haters don’t understand

[bombgirls-deactivated20190827]

genius is never understood in its own time…

[iraprince]

this is part one of a series im gonna do on: Taking Care Of Yourself But Like, Better Than The Bare Minimum, Even When You Only Have Bare Minimum Energy

i’ll link part 2 here when i’ve got it! i might work on this really slowly tho. on account of the depression

i promise the next part will have actual practical suggestions for food you can make instead of just ruminations on grappling w depression vs letting it curbstomp you every day

[phantombpd]

wow i seriously fucking like this and Need this

[cassandrasroguelevels]

World of Warcraft race design really be like

[ex0skeletal]

Every day is 4/20 if ur high on life :))))