[punkrock-bottom]

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

[milf--adjacent]

[kosmogrl]

[eliassimp]

TEDDY?????

[usernameyettocome]

oh alice dyer from my horror podcast we’re really in it now aren’t we

[jmjerror]

[jmjerror]

REGINA GOT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!;!;!

[mysticetes]

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

[loveridden1999]

the fetishization of the glorification of romanticism of generalized of sexualization of the normalised of the glamorization of the idealized of the

[markovchaingang]

guy who jerks off to anime girls from korean gacha games: those fucking wokealizers changed the valentines event line from "i love you, selfinsert-kun" to "i like you, selfinsert-kun". (((they))) literally can't stop trying to push their cuck agenda onto you

gal who jerks off to the spy from team fortress 2: lol i'm such a freaaaak haha. unlike those moids with their boring generic hear me outs mine are stuff like slightly abnormal hollywood actors or buff and menacing humanoid monsters

guy who jerks off to diagrams of planes: actually it's pretty normal, you know. plenty of people do it

[jmjerror]

"sunscreen is important because it protects against sun cancer-" yes this is true sun cancer is very dangerous

"- and prevents wrinkles!" that actually doesn't matter

[jmjerror]

i suspect there's an ai overview somewhere telling people my office offers services we don't offer because people keep coming in and asking for the same thing with the same language but I can't check because my google ai overview has gone away. a blessing and a curse

[awesomebutunpractical]

You can have any animal for a pet. Any complications such as “keeping the animal healthy and happy” and “the time and effort it would take to keep happy and healthy pet” and “keeping yourself uneaten” and “the pet I want is kind of extinct” have all been solved perfectly. You don’t have to think of that.

What is your pet?

[butch-bara]

[weepingchoir]

Brits live in 3 Sadness Stroll and Americans live in 958571995720&5 Northeast E West

[squeakitties]

the best part of getting ur driver’s license is that u can fuck your car unprotected

[tpwrtrmnky]

Emotionally distant partner turns out to be spending all her time hanging out with your future self simply because she's "a more interesting and well-rounded person with more experiences" and you're just like. okay so is one of those experiences... this?

You confront Future You about how she could do such a thing and she's like "I mean it really hurt me when I was you, but I've done a lot of introspection since then and realized I was really boring so if anything it was my fault. By which I mean yours."

[tpwrtrmnky]

It's been a few years and your partner is now like "well in a different timeline you were really cool by now" and then when you ask for her to elaborate she's like "no, I'm still annoyed at you for how you acted in the timeline where you got really into gambling."

[ndnbutch]

sometimes i talk about how awful it was to feel trapped by my daily makeup routine and how i couldn’t leave the house without putting on a full face and it played a major role in the misery of my high school experience because i had to spend so much extra time getting ready in the mornings and that followed me into my early 20s as well and it was hell and it was so incredibly liberating to go through the slow and uncomfortable but ultimately essential process of getting my bare face back and having makeup be an optional accessory instead of a mandatory uniform. and the response always tends to be ah yes of course, because of your trans and your masculine. and it’s like aha so close! actually! I think if I ended up being a feminine cis woman I also still would not deserve even a second of that shit! I think trans women and nonbinary people and every human alive should have the option to leave the house without a single cosmetic product ever touching their face! but thanks for playing!