I have evolved

Your average everyday fool on the inter-webs. Ask anything you want.

[bob-the-seagull-king]

THE CALL OF THE RED WET HUE

[railroadlion]

Bewear

[adobe-outdesign]

Can I just point out how in the Pokopia universe/timeline Rose's plan would've somehow been even more stupid

> Be living in the Galar region in the Pokopia timeline > Energy crisis in 1,000 years that no one cares about because it's in 1,000 years > Rose summons a space demon to try to solve it anyway > Everyone almost dies > Flash forward a few hundred years > Unrelated apocalypse ends up happening way before the crisis would have, rendering the whole thing pointless > Thanks for nothing asshole

[adobe-outdesign]

[yvfu]

is there an ai bubble bubble?

[aorish-deactivated20251222]

picturing a scenario where so many people have shorted tech stocks in anticipation of an ai bust that the economy will collapse if the economy doesnt collapse

[something-truly-evil]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i know i don’t necessarily need to explain myself but i feel compelled to say that i like tarot in the same way i like dream interpretation and flipping coins for answers— it’s not going to tell you anything you don’t already know, it’s just an excuse to examine the patterns and symbols your brain builds and is drawn to

[mashedpotatojonze-deactivated20]

I don't want a reading from a mf like this. Like yea I don't believe it but that doesn't mean you get to get away with not believing it. Now shut up and tell me my future dumbass

[cheaphalloweencostume]

its a good thing im not offering readings, shadow the hedgehog

[primesquib]

wanted to fanart gen 10 predictions before the real thing is shown

[primesquib]

evolutions

slug is grass/electric, bear is fire/poison and leopard is water/ghost. they share an "energy" theme. (solar, metabolic spiritual)

[primesquib]

shinies, since some have asked (yes, they match !)

[an-evolved-dinosaur]

Edmund McMillen is the first radical centrist. Jokingly replying to notch talking about his game then replying "this is the gayest game sorry" to people who applaud him for not being gay and woke.

[an-evolved-dinosaur]

Without a doubt my favourite type of SCP are the legal/beurocratic ones because they're so thoroughly not a creature but still have to be approached with the idea of containment and are almost universally more interesting because of it.

A supernatural science or military department is normal. A supernatural legal department (in the sense of laws that are supernatural, not laws governing supernatural creatures) isn't.

[inkyxward]

Someone asking you a question instead of googling it is not because they don't respect your time. It is because we are hardwired to ask questions when in conversation with another human instead of just immediately whipping out google. It is also assumed that if a question is wasting your time, that you will simply ignore it, the user is normally not under the impression that they are somehow forcing you to drop everything to answer them.

[dragoneer99]

trench crusade is actually hopebright because the mormons don't exist

[prokopetz]

I understand that you were aiming for a morally grey protagonist, but in practice what you've ended up with is more of a moral beige.

[prokopetz]

@ancient-tree-with-deathwish replied:

how do you distinguish grey from other colours beyond black and wite?

Distinguishing features of moral beige:

The protagonist is constantly agonising over Hard Choices; however, circumstances always conspire to prevent them from actually having to make those choices, so in practice they're just angsting over stuff they might have done.

The text exhibits a recurring pattern whereby the protagonist seems to to have made a Hard Choice, but new information is reliably revealed shortly thereafter which retroactively establishes that whatever they did was the morally upright course after all.

The protagonist's moral impulses are straightforwardly heroic, except in one specific context which lacks any clear real-world analogue; for example, being prejudiced against telepaths.

The protagonist's actions are consistently reasonable based on the information available to them – they're merely operating on bad information basically all the time due to a bizarre conspiracy and/or a series of increasingly implausible misunderstandings.

The protagonist always ends up doing the right thing (for some fuzzy value of "right"), but, like, they're really grumpy about it.

[txttletale]

ulysses: the bear and the bull... two houses, each alike in diginity... that's a story from the old world. no use to us anymore. ground into dust that blows through the divide just like all the other old world ghosts... [kills thousands of innocent people for no reason]

joshua graham: "“Everything’s got a price.”  – John Wick ". now go find my car keys

[roastie]

people on tumblr are really weird

[an-evolved-dinosaur]

This is well beyond the point but characters in a buddy-comedy show are quite notoriously not the same as each other. In 90% of these shows thats kinda the whole thesis of the comedy.

[bob-the-seagull-king]

Tejan Bellsprout! By KnockOffGoblin / Dom on twitter and bluesky.

[an-evolved-dinosaur]

new hot take: AI ads are good because it means people get mad at more ads.

[bob-the-seagull-king]

Reptorch!

This fire-type fakemon was designed by Zimmly over on twitter and bluesky, check their stuff out!

Sadly, no time for me to animate the model, so here's an assortment of poses along with the shiny.

[mareusu]

this is still one of the funniest things a kpop group has ever posted on twitter, which doesn’t seem like much until you learn that two of the members are from north korea