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nobody talk to me, i'm bad at it

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[perseannabeth]

An author I follow on IG posted about her older books getting new covers and having the opportunity of going through them and edit them to make the referencers more “modern” like group chats instead of group texts and I have seen other people mention about older books getting updates like this (was it pretty little liars and the deal changing the name of tv shows to more recents ones?) and I have to say I absolutely hate this.

I hate that they are trying to modernize older books with things that are going to be outdated in a couple of years. I hate that authors can go and take out the age of their characters after a decade (looking at you six of crows). I hate that authors do this and don’t tell their fans they are doing this.

Leave the books how they were written, add disclaimers at the start if you want but don’t touch the actual text. A book is a result of the time period it was written, adding stuff like scrolling through TikTok in a book that was published way before social media existed doesn’t make sense and I hate it.

[sdktrs12]

FILM AND TV APPRECIATION SERIES: iconic kiss scenes (10/?) Penelope (2006)

[ceeyoutea]

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[jesuis-assez]

Penelope (2006)

[gailstorm]

Damn, this hurts. Rest in Peace.

[stacygoforthauthor]

It all started the night before the big lie… Piper West never meant to invent a relationship with her neighbor. But after one too many questions from her family—and one too many smug comments from her office rival—blurting out that she’s dating Josh Burke suddenly feels like the perfect solution. There’s just one problem: Josh has no idea he’s her fake boyfriend.

At least, not until Piper ropes the calm, ridiculously attractive next-door neighbor into playing along for a company party. Soon, the two are tangled in a web of staged affection, shared secrets, and chemistry that feels anything but pretend.

But fake dating gets messy when real feelings enter the picture.

As Piper and Josh grow closer, the line between performance and reality begins to disappear. And when fear, miscommunication, and the truth behind “the big lie” threaten to ruin everything, Piper must decide whether protecting herself is worth losing the one person who ever made pretending feel real. I Love You, Hypothetically is a sparkling romantic comedy about love, vulnerability, and what happens when the story you make up turns into the one thing you can’t live without.

Coming July 14, 2026 I Love You, Hypothetically

[thememedaddy]

[anchor-bird-94]

Katie Holmes & Joshua Jackson

[animentality]

[beautifulterriblequeen]

A sign to tap

[grissomesque]

"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.

[lili2424]

Crying real tears over this one, so sad 😭💔

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters

[stacygoforthauthor]

The Lancaster Series is Free for Valentines

All 3 books in the Lancaster series are available on Smashwords for FREE through Valentines Day! Share the love!! Use coupon code 85NFV.

Stacy Goforth

[profeminist]

[sluttyhenley]

Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito

MY COUSIN VINNY (1992)

[thesungod]

i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

[mayonaisalspray]

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

[mayonaisalspray]

It looks like this