Captain Zombie

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ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

[shelgon]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEWTWO! 

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I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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[moonkitty]

ive had this queued this march

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but have y’all seen the sequel

[slushguppyofficial]

Today in history: December 21st, 2012

[idimmadontgiveashit]

Good times…

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[beckette]

i see yr “ted cruz is the zodiac killer” theory and raise u a “ted cruz is literally every serial killer” theory.

[papertownsy]

Leo engraving his Oscar at the Governor’s Ball x

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This is so cute

[jessiejjones]

no more ‘vampires who correct history books’

more vampires who don’t remember more vampires saying ‘i don’t fucking know man, google it’ more vampires not remembering important historical figures more vampires not recalling centuries worth of history more vampires saying ‘ that was at least 300 years ago, how the FUCK could i remember that detail?’ more vampires whose brains work like human brains

[acertainmaybe]

More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble.

More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade in an opium den.”

More vampires who weren’t paying attention because they didn’t think it would be important.

More vampires who don’t know because there was lot of conflicting gossip and they don’t want to point any fingers.

More vampires who are just bad at dates. “Back in 1620, or was it 1645, wait, what year is it now?”

More vampires who were on a totally different continent when it happened, so get off their back and stop asking them questions already.

[therainingkiwi]

YES to all of this but also consider: vampires who only remember the most trivial stuff.

“Oh yeah, the only thing I remember about the American Revolution was this nice candlemaker I met sometime, and she was wearing this really cute red shawl…”

“Uhhh I don’t remember much about the fall of Rome but there was this one fucking cobblestone right outside the coliseum…”

[waitineedaname]

@lovi-noo

[barkugoucatsuki]

More vampires that just make shit up about history who respond with “were you there?” when they’re called out on it

[krooooong]

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I C O N I C

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I was downward spiraling last night and this pulled me all the way back up please read this if you are downward spiraling

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[cageofstars]

Lavender bundles in a market in L’Isle sur la Sorgue, France.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

why did they not cut to leia at all when he said this. why did they cut to han for like five straight seconds. i know we needed the jealous han reaction but i honest to god thought lando was talking to han

[beesarealiens]

#those were not straight seconds

[refinery29]

Music For Cats Is Real And It’s The Purr-fect Way To Win Over Your Feline

Teie, a cellist with the National Symphony Orchestra, teamed up with animal scientists to develop Music For Cats, a collection of songs that will be catnip to your meowzer’s ears. What does this music sound like, exactly? “A series of whirring, lilting, and, at times, squeaky musical tracks designed for cats’ brains and ears.”

LISTEN HERE

GIFS VIA.

[mszombi]

My cat’s seriously do love this shit! They used to have three different songs on their website and now it looks like they took those down and have put up an entirely new one, but the cats are still into it. Let your kitties have a listen!

[yayol0l0]

Leo won an Oscar. Donald trump is a presidential candidate. Kanye West is bankrupt. Do anything you want in 2016. Anything is possible.

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[wolftyla]

stressed. — lemon balm tea. bloated. — peppermint tea. slow metabolism. — green tea. nauseous. — ginger tea. sleepless nights. — chamomile tea. common cold. — elderflower tea.

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