I don't know anymore

I'm Kaela, and I play tuba. You'll see a lot of things here, mostly Star Trek and things I find amusing

[dilfhershellayton]

jojo siwa is like. her style is not my taste at all but as soon as other people call it annoying im like actually you're wrong she's an icon and a legend

[eclogues]

u guys are analyzing plot? i thought we were all just objectifying men together :(

[inkskinned]

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

[bossuary]

Part of sex-positivity is supporting people who’re positive that they don’t want to have sex.

[everythingfox]

Listen to his song

(via)

[professorsparklepants]

Holy shit who taught this bird to sing opera

[mens-rights-activia]

Based on the funniest fucking anon ask I’ve ever seen on this site

[sasukeuchiha-uzumaki]

For the people wanting to see the original ask

[mens-rights-activia]

Thank you I was looking for that omg ahsjjsksksksk

[donkeydickjess]

A masterful production wow

[tikkety-tok]

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

[daisyannewinchester]

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

[seakingmario]

[tarynel]

DECEPTION!!!! DISGRACE!!!!

[roach-works]

hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.  

every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children. 

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

I wish I could articulate all the ways this makes sense and why it makes sense and stuff but it’s just like… something something misogyny something something resentment of creatures that don’t need you and don’t hang on your attention and approval all their lives.

[theseancequeen]

My dad gave me this exact same advice when I was a kid. “Anyone who hates cats is a control freak and an asshole.”

[fivefve]

Source

[sleepyowlet]

It’s definitely a red flag, doubly so if you’re ND. Because here’s the thing - cats communicate very clearly, but most people don’t know how to read a cat. Just like most people don’t know how to read ND people. Now some of them are like, “Cats make me uncomfortable because I never know what’s up with them.” And that’s okay. These people admit that they just don’t know stuff. They might be willing to learn. 

But people who immediately are like, “I hate cats. They are false, arrogant, and incapable of loving you.” That’s, like, a huge warning sign. Because just as they project negative things onto cats just because they aren’t what they’re used to (usually dogs), they will also project those negative things onto ND people. They will be the judgy assholes talking shit behind your back because of your (completely harmless) quirks. They will resent you for communicating differently and will not be willing to learn about your way to communicate.

In my experience 9/10 cat haters turn out to be bullying, ableist turdwaffles.

[the-clown-wars]

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Baby’s first Christmas

[peujeune]

EXCUSE ME WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE BEING THIS CUTE

[dreaming-paradise-dixie]

Legendary Tumblr story

[just-another-random-profile]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again

[druun-deactivated20180630]

[slovvbro-deactivated20130818]

*marries u but only as a friend*

[marvelsmostwanted]

“WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[screenageralex]

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

[frottinq]

do people really think that the royal family is apolitical. Like sure, they don’t have legitimate uncontested political power. But that doesn’t mean they don’t have interests, and that agendas aren’t pushed by people who are royalty in England. Like the queen literally asked to use the state poverty fund to heat Buckingham palace.

When the queen opened parliament in 2016 she outright gave a pro austerity speech sitting on a golden throne with the crown jewels on her head. The crown jewels worth. between 3 and 5 billion pounds.

Like, the Royal family is fucking loaded. 88 billion dollars between all of them apparently. Imagine supporting the continued existence of these people.

[postirony]

“We will not blame him for the crimes of his ancestors if he relinquishes the royal rights of his ancestors; but as long as he claims their rights, by virtue of descent, then, by virtue of descent, he must shoulder the responsibility for their crimes.“

James Connolly